Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 30, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    " it was a graveyard smash… "

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    pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago

    A great kids joke.

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    RAGs  about 5 years ago

    That reminds me, I’ll have to get an empty hotdog casing and call it a “hollow wienie”.

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    iHola!

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    blunebottle  about 5 years ago

    Hi.

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    Skeptical Meg  about 5 years ago

    groan

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    Goodbye!

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    All Holas Eve in Mexico…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago

    By the morning, they’re exhausted from all that greeting, and they fall over unconscious on All Faints Day.

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    VictoryRider  about 5 years ago

    Mark has been waiting all year to use this one.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    I like the vampire and the sharpy teeth and the witchy poo flying in on her broom…. HAPPY HALLOWEENY

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    RobinHood  about 5 years ago

    Dont know why you say good-by, I say hello.

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    vics_machine Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Where’s Lionel Ritchie?

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    stamps  about 5 years ago

    Where’s Hello Kitty?

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Aloha for those who don’t know if they’re coming or going.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  about 5 years ago

    Witches Be Loco!

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    tigerave Premium Member about 5 years ago

    This comic makes me smile today!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    And the day after is All Thanks Day

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    chromosome Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Somehow, it reminds me of this: https://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/dog-translator.jpg?w=1400

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    WDD  about 5 years ago

    I’m a macrophile, and regret I’ve never met the 50-ft. Woman on Halloween.

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