Some years ago, I recall hearing of a college that had an actual written contract form that they expected students to sign before having sex, so that there was unmistakable evidence that it was consensual. I never heard how that turned out.
I find it odd that so many women claim to be so empowered but can’t bring themselves to look a man in the eye and simply say NO! Everyone needs to just stop playing the victim game… it’s gone too far.
Male/female relationships are difficult enough because all these whereas and stuff are implicit in any opening conversation between strangers in a bar or party. Adding 2 more males just about guarantees a failure to communicate. [with thanks to Strother Martin]
I’ve seen a lot of comedy sketches based on this premise, in fact, I think Saturday Night Live did one “Back-in-the-Day” (in the John Belushi Era perhaps)
Reminds me of a friend from high school. She was working as a bank loan officer. At one point in the application process he asks her out. When she retells the story it goes like this: “Well, after reviewing his mortgage application, divorce decree, and credit report, I said Yes”. They’re married now, but it’s a cute story.
garcoa almost 5 years ago
Clearly if we have an agreement, it is tax deductible.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Some years ago, I recall hearing of a college that had an actual written contract form that they expected students to sign before having sex, so that there was unmistakable evidence that it was consensual. I never heard how that turned out.
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
They may be approaching a pre-siptual agreement. (SIP : Session Initiation Protocol)
Bilan almost 5 years ago
This is just the start. The next steps are the background and credit checks.
Differentname almost 5 years ago
See old Melanie Griffin movie ‘Cherry 3000’
Watcher almost 5 years ago
1 man, 1 women, 4 lawyers which means the couple is going to get screwed.
eastern.woods.metal almost 5 years ago
If she’s got 2 lawyers on retainer, she’s high maintenance. Move on
dot-the-I almost 5 years ago
House drink: (Alabama) Slammer
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Well, there goes Spontaneity ……
stick&rudder almost 5 years ago
Spontaneity….There could be a release form…
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
Q: How many Lawyer Jokes ARE there??
A: 3… all the rest are TRUE STORIES!!!!CarolinaGirl almost 5 years ago
I find it odd that so many women claim to be so empowered but can’t bring themselves to look a man in the eye and simply say NO! Everyone needs to just stop playing the victim game… it’s gone too far.
uniquename almost 5 years ago
These days, the initial bar exam is called, “Google”.
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
Male/female relationships are difficult enough because all these whereas and stuff are implicit in any opening conversation between strangers in a bar or party. Adding 2 more males just about guarantees a failure to communicate. [with thanks to Strother Martin]
Linguist almost 5 years ago
At least, if this happened with everyone in reality, the world population would decrease.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 5 years ago
I’ve seen a lot of comedy sketches based on this premise, in fact, I think Saturday Night Live did one “Back-in-the-Day” (in the John Belushi Era perhaps)
LKrueger41 almost 5 years ago
Any simple situation can be be made complex by ‘good’ lawyers.
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
I love it when lawyers interpret the Bible. It takes on a whole new meaning.
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
Just forget it. Buy a dog if you want 24/7 adoration and companionship.
Al Nala almost 5 years ago
The party of the first part and the party of the second part…want to PAR—-TAY!!
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Cut out the middlemen: “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” —Rod Stewart
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Well, I’m not a lawyer and I never wanted to be one, but it appears I have failed the bar exam quite a few times.
BiathlonNut almost 5 years ago
I wanted to become a lawyer, but couldn’t. I had passed my ethics exam.
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
The creation of the end of procreation.
nikpromo almost 5 years ago
Given this situation, you should definately start looking elsewhere.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Not to mention the much more difficult “passing the bar” exam.
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
She IS cute; it just might be worth the trouble.
dhmcgee04 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
When we finished the third day of the bar exam many, many years ago, we headed straight for the nearest bar to drown our miseries.
bakana almost 5 years ago
It’s the Pre-Contract, Contract.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Always best to meet potential mates at events where there’s common ground. If that’s a bar, you are both lost.
goblue86 almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of a friend from high school. She was working as a bank loan officer. At one point in the application process he asks her out. When she retells the story it goes like this: “Well, after reviewing his mortgage application, divorce decree, and credit report, I said Yes”. They’re married now, but it’s a cute story.
locake almost 5 years ago
I would like to hear the complete description of “party”.
wiatr almost 5 years ago
“Great Romantic Moments in Human History, No. -99.”
Fromthedeep almost 5 years ago
Like his smile.
comics guy 47 almost 5 years ago
It makes Valentine’s Day complicated too…
https://www.gocomics.com/looseparts/2017/02/13