Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 16, 2019

Clearly if we have an agreement, it is tax deductible.

Some years ago, I recall hearing of a college that had an actual written contract form that they expected students to sign before having sex, so that there was unmistakable evidence that it was consensual. I never heard how that turned out.

They may be approaching a pre-siptual agreement. (SIP : Session Initiation Protocol)

This is just the start. The next steps are the background and credit checks.

See old Melanie Griffin movie ‘Cherry 3000’

1 man, 1 women, 4 lawyers which means the couple is going to get screwed.

If she’s got 2 lawyers on retainer, she’s high maintenance. Move on

House drink: (Alabama) Slammer

Well, there goes Spontaneity ……

Spontaneity….There could be a release form…

Q: How many Lawyer Jokes ARE there??

A: 3… all the rest are TRUE STORIES!!!!

I find it odd that so many women claim to be so empowered but can’t bring themselves to look a man in the eye and simply say NO! Everyone needs to just stop playing the victim game… it’s gone too far.

These days, the initial bar exam is called, “Google”.

Male/female relationships are difficult enough because all these whereas and stuff are implicit in any opening conversation between strangers in a bar or party. Adding 2 more males just about guarantees a failure to communicate. [with thanks to Strother Martin]

At least, if this happened with everyone in reality, the world population would decrease.

I’ve seen a lot of comedy sketches based on this premise, in fact, I think Saturday Night Live did one “Back-in-the-Day” (in the John Belushi Era perhaps)

Any simple situation can be be made complex by ‘good’ lawyers.

I love it when lawyers interpret the Bible. It takes on a whole new meaning.

Just forget it. Buy a dog if you want 24/7 adoration and companionship.

The party of the first part and the party of the second part…want to PAR—-TAY!!

Cut out the middlemen: “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” —Rod Stewart

Well, I’m not a lawyer and I never wanted to be one, but it appears I have failed the bar exam quite a few times.

I wanted to become a lawyer, but couldn’t. I had passed my ethics exam.

The creation of the end of procreation.

Given this situation, you should definately start looking elsewhere.

Not to mention the much more difficult “passing the bar” exam.

She IS cute; it just might be worth the trouble.

When we finished the third day of the bar exam many, many years ago, we headed straight for the nearest bar to drown our miseries.

It’s the Pre-Contract, Contract.

Always best to meet potential mates at events where there’s common ground. If that’s a bar, you are both lost.

Reminds me of a friend from high school. She was working as a bank loan officer. At one point in the application process he asks her out. When she retells the story it goes like this: “Well, after reviewing his mortgage application, divorce decree, and credit report, I said Yes”. They’re married now, but it’s a cute story.

I would like to hear the complete description of “party”.

“Great Romantic Moments in Human History, No. -99.”

Like his smile.

It makes Valentine’s Day complicated too…

https://www.gocomics.com/looseparts/2017/02/13