Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 30, 2024
September 29, 2024
October 01, 2024
Transcript:
Coach Tippit: I'm so glad you're joining us for our run today, Edith. Woman: Shall we do our usual 3-mile course around the lake? Edith: Three miles! There's no way I can do that! I'll end up stuck on the other side of the lake! Edith: Well, you better attach a global-positioning signal to me because I'm going to be stuck in those woods for a long time. I can't make two miles. Woman: In the interest of making some progress, why don't we let Edith pick the course? Doctors warn to be careful when you get dizzy during exercise. Edith: If you can't take it, sit down. Coach Tippit: This is going to be a lo-o-o-ng workout.
gammaguy 3 months ago
From the look of that ground, it’s a good thing it’s not raining.
KC135E/R BOOMER 3 months ago
The continuing saga of “Coach Cutie and Edith.”
fuzzbucket Premium Member 3 months ago
Put Edith in a baby’s backpack and do your three miles.
Yontrop 3 months ago
At least she found a fat tree.
Ellis97 3 months ago
Edith will never accept or get used to these family outings with Georgie, so she’s doing everything she can to get out of them.
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
[singing] “Here we go ’round the mulberry tree, the mulberry tree, the mulberry, tree! Here we go ’round the mulberry tree, so early in the morning!” (I know, it’s “bush” but I changed it to fit the picture. BTW, when was the last time you heard any old children’s song? Seems like they’ve all been thoroughly replaced by modern songs — or would I know otherwise if I had kids or grandkids of my own?)
DKHenderson 3 months ago
They might actually wear down a deep enough rut to remove the tree!
poppacapsmokeblower 3 months ago
Assuming the diameter of the path around the tree is 25 feet, 68 times around the tree should roughly be a mile.
Why do comics like this trigger my need to do math?
markkahler52 3 months ago
Hooray for Edith!!
chief tommy 3 months ago
Coach Cutie looks even cuter than usual — lessons from Frank Cho?