Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 01, 2019

Of course he does…

Rodney had a hearty meal of broccoli, pork and beans, and a keg of beer.

We’ll have combustion in …

“…and now I don’t. Carry on.”

It happens every time.

That’s why his codpiece is always first to rust out.

On Rodney, everything looks goods (except when he has to pee).

Just toss in a handful of little red fire-ants into the suit. Then we could see how fast Sir Rodney can move.

Hope you can hold it, Buddy!

When will he learn to go before the armor

There have been some accounts of the various Batman actors peeing in the Batsuit, because it would have taken so long to get it off.

This must have been a problem for medieval knights in plate armor, too, you would think.

It also was a problem for lots of high school football players who took too long to suit up, then realized they needed a pit stop.

Somebody get the can opener.

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The Huns will have a good laugh at this!

I feel his pain. I get all dressed in winter garb then I have to pee.

Just like being a kid in winter

They need to install a pilot relief tube .

Just like getting a kid ready to go play in the snow.

“Never fails” is how an Idiot says “Let ’er rip!”

His professional ring name is ‘Rusty’…

I imagine armor had the equivalent of the union suit flap in the back except it was in the front; Some sort of swing-away assembly they could unlatch to do their business and then reconnect to protect the delicate parts.

No problem, Rodney, just try not to think about Niagara Falls or waves on a beach.

“I can’t put my arms down!”

Rodney, urine for some uncomfortable moments.

That’ll teach him not to get dressed next to a fountain!

He’ll take care of that as soon as he sees the other knight coming at him.

Next time before dressing, put on adult diapers.

There’s a drain There’s a drain hole in the bottom of your boot.