Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Where’s the comic censor when you need him?

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    But you don’t seem to be wearing clothes, Alien.

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    We store (and count) our under drawers in drawers under counters.

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    pearlsbs  almost 5 years ago

    Who you guano call?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    What does Steven Spielberg think of this day’s strip?

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Oh. My. GOD that stinks!

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hats off to you man! That’s quite a distance to go for the punchline, but you did it with style.

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    You need owl guano to make hoo-siery drawers.

    Robin guano to make Chirp-pendales,

    Pigeon guano to make Dove-ans …

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    hariseldon59  almost 5 years ago

    The alien looks like one of the characters in Monsters Inc.

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    I love these kinds of strips!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Pastis had it coming for a looooooong time.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    after such a long journey he (it?) must be really pooped…

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The aliens might want to check the guano for coronavirus. The bats they come from are a soup ingredient in China. Not even Swedish Chef attempted that entree.

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    We can only hope they probed Cartoon Boy before they zzzzapped him.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Was that gun set on “Stun” or “Kill” ? … Croc Power !

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 5 years ago

    Perfect Anti-Alien Weapon: Bat Guano in spray liquid form!

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Is that Mike Wazowski’s brother?

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  almost 5 years ago

    There you go, Pastis blown-up/bashed/hit by a bat in the last square does it all the time!!!! :D :D :D

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    mjb515  almost 5 years ago

    A pun that took light years to travel to get to.

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    dlkrueger33  almost 5 years ago

    I didn’t see that one coming until the last minute. It’s a stretch, but I loved the alien “vaporizing” gun. LOL

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    Ontman  almost 5 years ago

    Long ago in a galaxy far away….is where Stephan reached for this one.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    LOVE IT! LOL

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    eddie6192  almost 5 years ago

    One of Toon Boy’s best.

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    JudyAz  almost 5 years ago

    Well, you gotta admit he has his **** together.

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    Masterskrain  almost 5 years ago

    Come on, admit it… you LOVE these HORRIBLE pun strips….secretly, you KNOW that you do…

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    bikamper  almost 5 years ago

    You probably need to be old enough to get it.

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    tripwire45  almost 5 years ago

    So Stephan is going to rise like a Phoenix from his own ashes?

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    Talk about advanced.

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    Display  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, such foolish comments. Can’t you see this is true art and as an artist, once finished he wipes his hands of the whole thing?

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    kwardecke Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Poor Pastis, he probably thought of "close encounters of the turf kind” in the shower then laughed out loud and spent 3 months thinking of the strip

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    hda2z Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I am always amazed how people can think of this stuff, Humor at it’s best

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    Smokie  almost 5 years ago

    Even my cat groaned!!! Keep it up Pastis!

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    johndifool  almost 5 years ago

    Senseless waste of human life.

    [RIP Terry Jones]

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    John Barleycorn  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Set your phasers on pun mr. Spock!

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    syzygy47  almost 5 years ago

    We keep that kind o’stuff on our ship’s poop deck!

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    well-i-never  almost 5 years ago

    In/on? Needs a little work, but I like it.

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 5 years ago

    “Stohhp that…it’s getting silleh….”

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    Tallguy  almost 5 years ago

    What’s worse is how old do you have to be to get this comic?

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    hmofo813 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I suspect Pastis does these just to annoy everybody. From now on, I’m skipping Sunday strips.

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    tony_n_jen2003  almost 5 years ago

    If he is looking for bird guano my car is covered in it.

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    “Beam me up. Scotty …PLEASE!!!

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    randolini Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Bravo, ROFLMAO.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That alien’s looking for signs of intelligent life, so what’s he doing in this strip?!?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When it comes to ray-guns, I’ll stay with the Commissioner & his family!!

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Stephan you just slay me !!!! I don’t know how you come up with these so consistently but despite Rats misgivings thank you for all of the chuckles over the years and keep going… Please.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Gads, I should have known. It’s impatient wife will be ticked he took so long, Andromeda is 2.5 million light-years on the odometer one-way.

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    Havel  almost 5 years ago

    Probably visiting from Uranus.

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    Squoop  almost 5 years ago

    If I came upon that thing in my yard, I don’t think the first thing I’d say is “can I help you?” It would be more like, “ayeeeeeee!!!” followed by pant wetting.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Goodbye, Pastis. We hardly knew ya.

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    Cheapskate0  almost 5 years ago

    I remember the time when that specific word was also disallowed.

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    gbars70  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like Pastis had drawn upon all his comic art powers to come up with an authentic looking alien. Too bad he failed so miserably.

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    onespiceybbw  almost 5 years ago

    Sooooo bad.

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    eric.franz.petras  almost 5 years ago

    It’s Punday! And I love it!

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    kauri44  almost 5 years ago

    I think they’re confusing a counter with a dresser or a chest of drawers. Nevertheless the alien was probably correct to use his ray gun.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder how many papers will be “dropping” this strip.

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    Mentor397  almost 5 years ago

    Ask for an Eludium pu-38 space modulator in return.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 5 years ago

    I suppose we shouldn’t “pooh-pooh” these puns…!

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    rgcviper  almost 5 years ago

    So bad, yet so good. As others have said, I wonder how Pastis does it, week after week. Hats off, sir.

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    magdala666  almost 5 years ago

    Good pun!

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    cdgar  almost 5 years ago

    The little green guy isn’t wearing clothes. Why the need for a counter?

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    D1063n35 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I really enjoyed this; best funny out of my Sunday comics. Does this make me a bad person? ( I would read a bunch of frames for a pun. I think Pastis may have broken something in me.)

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    lv2sew  almost 5 years ago

    Wondering if that ray gun is anything like the “modulator” the martian on Bugs Bunny had.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When Pastis takes that much time to set up a pun, I really wish Rat would leave something of him for the rest of us!

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This has been my third (turd?) poop comic so far today. Is our humor finally starting to mature?

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    ghamp1972  almost 5 years ago

    RUH! splat This deserves a Soupy Sales heaping cream pie in the face. BWAAHAA

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Hurray for the Alien ray! It has done what so many of us have long wanted to do to that perpetrator of execrable puns, Cartoon-Boy! Now he’s just a steaming ashy memory! Yay!

    Who will draw PBS tomorrow?!

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    Made me laugh.

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    CalLadyQED  almost 5 years ago

    A naked extra-terrestrial asks a naked pig for materials to make furniture for storing clothing.

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    hitek1st  almost 5 years ago

    Learned a valuable lesson about aliens today…

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    ADNERB Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Stephan!!! Did you think about this or did it just pop into your little brain?

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    daking27  almost 5 years ago

    I seriously wonder if this got censored in any newspapers. Did anyone notice that happening in your local?

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