Now, if someone could just convince a certain someone in Washington D.C. that he’s NOT an Omnipotent Emperor…but a civil servant that is supposed to be working for US…
Cartoon physics. Wiley Coyote never starts to fall until he looks down and notices that he is not standing on solid ground.
Warner Brothers did get one thing right: the feet do fall faster than the head, but it isn’t as noticeable unless you are in the vicinity of a black hole.
According to the Hitchhiker’s Guide, “There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
“It reminds me of that old joke- you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, hey doc, my brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Then the doc says, why don’t you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. I guess that’s how I feel about relationships. They’re totally crazy, irrational, and absurd, but we keep going through it because we need the eggs.”
Guy standing in a psychiatrist’s office with a sock puppet on his hand. The puppet is saying to the psychiatrist, “He didn’t want to come, but I insisted.” (A cartoon I saw a long time ago, I forget where.)
Another lesson learned the hard way when he hit the ground. Those superhero landings ain’t what they’re cracked up to be in the movies. Now he’s got cracked, possibly broken bones to prove it.
We encourage constipation while the train is in the station…moonlight always makes me think of you. If you wish to pass some water, kindly call the pullman porter; he’ll place a vessel in the vestibule. If the porter isn’t here, then try the platform in the rear… the one in front is likely to be cool…
in.amongst almost 5 years ago
ah! the vice of advice…
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Life would be boring without fantasy.
Differentname almost 5 years ago
Look up ’It’s A Bird, It’s a Plane…’ by Norman Spinrad.
Dtroutma almost 5 years ago
First floor office we hope?
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
Fortunately, the voices in my head warn me that I can’t really fly.
kaffekup almost 5 years ago
I’m pretty sure, if he’s in this guy’s office, he was soliciting advice.
mattro65 almost 5 years ago
No it was just a fly by and a crash and burn.
mattro65 almost 5 years ago
The last panel is so true. No one seems to appreciate being told they are stupid and ugly.
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
When this happens to me, at least it’s in my dreams.
dot-the-I almost 5 years ago
Peter Pan-er post self-insight bears a striking resemblance to Obvious Man. Hmmmm….
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
The least plausible thing here is a professional analyst giving free advice.
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
Now, if someone could just convince a certain someone in Washington D.C. that he’s NOT an Omnipotent Emperor…but a civil servant that is supposed to be working for US…
Naahhh… that’ll NEVER HAPPEN!!!
dflak almost 5 years ago
Cartoon physics. Wiley Coyote never starts to fall until he looks down and notices that he is not standing on solid ground.
Warner Brothers did get one thing right: the feet do fall faster than the head, but it isn’t as noticeable unless you are in the vicinity of a black hole.
Diat60 almost 5 years ago
fa-WHOOSH???
J Quest almost 5 years ago
Psychiatric kryptonite…
i_am_the_jam almost 5 years ago
“I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every second of it!!!” :D :D :D
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
If daydreaming ever becomes a disease, there will be lots of pragmatists with the cure.
LKrueger41 almost 5 years ago
According to the Hitchhiker’s Guide, “There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
Prey almost 5 years ago
More like “It´s a bird, it´s a plane …… oh that´s a nasty stain!”
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
There she stood in drag, just-a lookin’ cool in astrakhan.
She’s lookin’ just a little wiped out, she said I looked like Peter Pan.
Yawning in the sun, oh baby, like a child I run.
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Donovan Museum
feverjr Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“It reminds me of that old joke- you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, hey doc, my brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Then the doc says, why don’t you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. I guess that’s how I feel about relationships. They’re totally crazy, irrational, and absurd, but we keep going through it because we need the eggs.”
― Woody Allen, Annie Hall
mistercatworks almost 5 years ago
Leave him alone, all he was doing was saving lives and violating airspace.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
It never fails… just when you’re soaring high in the sky with the eagles, some pedantic son-of-a-psychiatrist shoots you down. BUMMER!
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Guy standing in a psychiatrist’s office with a sock puppet on his hand. The puppet is saying to the psychiatrist, “He didn’t want to come, but I insisted.” (A cartoon I saw a long time ago, I forget where.)
zzeek almost 5 years ago
Another lesson learned the hard way when he hit the ground. Those superhero landings ain’t what they’re cracked up to be in the movies. Now he’s got cracked, possibly broken bones to prove it.
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I just let them fly and fail. Much more funnier that way.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
In all candor, I think you’re all demented.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
Now let’s discuss your obsession with phone booths.
mattro65 almost 5 years ago
For some reason this reminds me of the only joke about Poles I ever thought was funny. What’s green and flies over Poland?
mister_lister almost 5 years ago
Look up ! Its a bird, its a plane…. here’s mud in your eye!
keenanthelibrarian almost 5 years ago
I suppose someone had to bring him down to earth – perhaps not in one go, though …
bakana almost 5 years ago
To add Insult to Injury, the shrink billed him for an “hour” of Therapy even though it only took 10 Seconds.
BrookFan almost 5 years ago
Look up in the sky ’It’s A Bird, It’s a Plane. Splat, its a bird.
Dtroutma almost 5 years ago
Sanity is overrated, just look at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
theincrediblebulk almost 5 years ago
I can fly! I can fly!
No you can’t it’s impossible.
You couldn’t wait to tell me that until I was safely on the ground?
WCLamb almost 5 years ago
We encourage constipation while the train is in the station…moonlight always makes me think of you. If you wish to pass some water, kindly call the pullman porter; he’ll place a vessel in the vestibule. If the porter isn’t here, then try the platform in the rear… the one in front is likely to be cool…
johnec almost 5 years ago
How do I catch a severe case of Peter Pan Syndrome? I like the side effects!