Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 26, 2020

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    in.amongst  almost 5 years ago

    ah! the vice of advice…

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    Life would be boring without fantasy.

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    Differentname  almost 5 years ago

    Look up ’It’s A Bird, It’s a Plane…’ by Norman Spinrad.

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    First floor office we hope?

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    sirbadger  almost 5 years ago

    Fortunately, the voices in my head warn me that I can’t really fly.

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    kaffekup   almost 5 years ago

    I’m pretty sure, if he’s in this guy’s office, he was soliciting advice.

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    mattro65  almost 5 years ago

    No it was just a fly by and a crash and burn.

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    mattro65  almost 5 years ago

    The last panel is so true. No one seems to appreciate being told they are stupid and ugly.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 5 years ago

    When this happens to me, at least it’s in my dreams.

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    dot-the-I  almost 5 years ago

    Peter Pan-er post self-insight bears a striking resemblance to Obvious Man. Hmmmm….

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    The least plausible thing here is a professional analyst giving free advice.

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    Masterskrain  almost 5 years ago

    Now, if someone could just convince a certain someone in Washington D.C. that he’s NOT an Omnipotent Emperor…but a civil servant that is supposed to be working for US…

    Naahhh… that’ll NEVER HAPPEN!!!

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    Cartoon physics. Wiley Coyote never starts to fall until he looks down and notices that he is not standing on solid ground.

    Warner Brothers did get one thing right: the feet do fall faster than the head, but it isn’t as noticeable unless you are in the vicinity of a black hole.

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    fa-WHOOSH???

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Psychiatric kryptonite…

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 5 years ago

    “I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every second of it!!!” :D :D :D

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    If daydreaming ever becomes a disease, there will be lots of pragmatists with the cure.

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    LKrueger41  almost 5 years ago

    According to the Hitchhiker’s Guide, “There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

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    Prey  almost 5 years ago

    More like “It´s a bird, it´s a plane …… oh that´s a nasty stain!”

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    There she stood in drag, just-a lookin’ cool in astrakhan.

    She’s lookin’ just a little wiped out, she said I looked like Peter Pan.

    Yawning in the sun, oh baby, like a child I run.

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    Donovan Museum

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    feverjr Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “It reminds me of that old joke- you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, hey doc, my brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Then the doc says, why don’t you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. I guess that’s how I feel about relationships. They’re totally crazy, irrational, and absurd, but we keep going through it because we need the eggs.”

    ― Woody Allen, Annie Hall

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    mistercatworks  almost 5 years ago

    Leave him alone, all he was doing was saving lives and violating airspace.

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    It never fails… just when you’re soaring high in the sky with the eagles, some pedantic son-of-a-psychiatrist shoots you down. BUMMER!

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Guy standing in a psychiatrist’s office with a sock puppet on his hand. The puppet is saying to the psychiatrist, “He didn’t want to come, but I insisted.” (A cartoon I saw a long time ago, I forget where.)

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    zzeek  almost 5 years ago

    Another lesson learned the hard way when he hit the ground. Those superhero landings ain’t what they’re cracked up to be in the movies. Now he’s got cracked, possibly broken bones to prove it.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I just let them fly and fail. Much more funnier that way.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    In all candor, I think you’re all demented.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Now let’s discuss your obsession with phone booths.

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    mattro65  almost 5 years ago

    For some reason this reminds me of the only joke about Poles I ever thought was funny. What’s green and flies over Poland?

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    mister_lister  almost 5 years ago

    Look up ! Its a bird, its a plane…. here’s mud in your eye!

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    I suppose someone had to bring him down to earth – perhaps not in one go, though …

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    bakana  almost 5 years ago

    To add Insult to Injury, the shrink billed him for an “hour” of Therapy even though it only took 10 Seconds.

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    BrookFan  almost 5 years ago

    Look up in the sky ’It’s A Bird, It’s a Plane. Splat, its a bird.

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    Sanity is overrated, just look at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 5 years ago

    I can fly! I can fly!

    No you can’t it’s impossible.

    You couldn’t wait to tell me that until I was safely on the ground?

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    WCLamb  almost 5 years ago

    We encourage constipation while the train is in the station…moonlight always makes me think of you. If you wish to pass some water, kindly call the pullman porter; he’ll place a vessel in the vestibule. If the porter isn’t here, then try the platform in the rear… the one in front is likely to be cool…

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    johnec  almost 5 years ago

    How do I catch a severe case of Peter Pan Syndrome? I like the side effects!

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