Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 30, 2019

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    common sanse  almost 5 years ago

    I knew it was too good to be true!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    And look, a talking cow!

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    Tigressy  almost 5 years ago

    YES!!!

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    Olddog1  almost 5 years ago

    If it was a virgin birth how could it not be a girl?

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wow, if true, the world would certainly be a different place than it is now!

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    But the mohel still gets his cancellation fee.

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    Egrayjames  almost 5 years ago

    If you can’t laugh at this comic you have absolutely no sense of humor…..or you are too wound up in your religion. Anyway, Dan is already on a fast track to hell for drawing this, I’m right behind him for laughing at it, and I doubt there is any escape for the rest of you!:-)

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    Doug M  almost 5 years ago

    Great work Dan!

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    cdnalor  almost 5 years ago

    Everything’s canceled, everybody go home.

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    FUNNY!!

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A sense of humor is a gift from God. I suggest people read the book “God is Disappointed With You” by Mark Russell for a refreshing perspective on the bible, both testaments.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    A sense of humor is a gift from our brains.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “It’s a girl, Mrs. Walker, it’s a girl…”

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    Diamond Lil  almost 5 years ago

    Someone FINALLY got it right!!

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    Gerard:D  almost 5 years ago

    Absurd! What next? Baby Yoda is really a girl?!

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    AndrewSihler  almost 5 years ago
    I don’t mean to be a wet blanket, but the Iranian astrologers didn’t show up in the stables in Bethlehem. Scriptures say they were guided by a star (nice trick, that) to “Mary’s house” in Bethlehem, implying that the holy family lived there. On the evidence of the text, that would have been about two years after the actual birth, though the “slaughter of the innocents” is hardly historical (it’s unmentioned in Josephus, who has a lot to say about the horrors perpetrated by Herod and his family, or in any other historical account). Besides, Judea was effectively a police state, and the king would have known all about where the astrologers went and whom they met with. Anyway, the return of the holy family from Egypt to Nazareth, rather than Bethlehem, was because Galilee was beyond the realm of Herod Archelaus.

    It’s kind of funny. Luke has to use the unwieldy and implausible story of an imaginary Roman census to get the holy family from Nazareth to Bethlehem; Matthew has to use an unwieldy and implausible visit of astrologers to get the holy family from Bethlehem to Nazareth.

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    syzygy47  almost 5 years ago

    So, in Jesus H Christ (!), the H is, what, Helen, Hazel, Hermione…

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yea!!!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I think it’s thought-provoking and could generate a lot of interesting conversation and speculation. But if I’m supposed to laugh at it, well, I just don’t find it funny.

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    brazilnutcandies  almost 5 years ago

    Same premise as James Morrow’s 1990 fantasy novel, “Only Begotten Daughter” (which he later expanded into a trilogy).

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