Close to Home by John McPherson for January 14, 2020

My first thought was that tomorrow would show these two trapped in a comic strip full of Bleebs.

Oh no! Bleeb-hunters have picked up his guardians!!!

Poor Bleeb, he was hoping so much that they would take him home. Instead they get a couple of Hummins.

Hi Impkins, hi Patsnozze, hi Po’ Dawg, hi Hotshot whatever, hi all!

Bye beamed up peeps!

Karaoke singers? They’ll be back.

Soon.

Tell us how you really feel.

Better caption: “How come you never take me anywhere?”

Don’t be too sure of that Agnes …..who knows, you may be next…..ooooooooooooo

“I thought that they were angels, but much to my surprise,

We climbed aboard their starship and headed to the skies,

Singing, come sail away, come sail away

Come sail away with me…"

Hay, mister Spaceman

Won’t you please take me along

I won’t do anything wrong.

And Bleeb’s thinking, “Missed it by that much”…

Boy-howdy, are THEY gonna get probed!!

Aliens good karaoke bad.

So there is no door under the porch roof on the red roofed house?

Just checking on how the animals in their farm are holding up.

Hum! Silver lining?

But I was going to sing Rocketman.

Some people will do anything to avoid going to karaoke.

I never understood the appeal of karaoke.

I thought Bleeb might actually be in control of the ship!

Those two are their best hope for improving their alien species…

Sorry, but you will still have to go. The aliens will be returning them shortly.

Bleeb’s mothership has missed Bleeb by few feet when it tried to beam him up.

I’ve got some neighbors you can abduct.

See, aliens don’t necessarily have bad motives for abducting folks.

That “woman’s” face is going to give me nightmares.