Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for February 16, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    Guadalupe, huh?

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the time a U.S. Army helicopter landed in the Vatican plaza and got sprinkled with holy water by whichever pope it was then. I wondered at the time if that was supposed to improve the helicopter’s performance.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 4 years ago

    If it wasn’t for one nincompoop driving a driving Garbage Truck recklessly, I wouldn’t have found God.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I never had one of those for my dashboard … guess that’s why I wasn’t delivered from all those road nincompoops?!?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 4 years ago

    And we’re going to have more nincompoops out there on our roadways if they don’t stop drinking, dozing, doping or looking at texting their phones when driving.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  over 4 years ago

    Wasn’t their mom killed by a drunk driver ?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I don’t care if it rains or freezes, ‘long as I got my plastic Jesus, settin’’ on the dashboard of my car…

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    rogerd.parish  over 4 years ago

    “I don’t care if things get hairy, long as I have my plastic Mary, sitting on the dashboard of my car!”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Perfect

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 4 years ago

    I thought the car was blue

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    “I don’t care if it rains or freezes … " :-)

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    Used to be St. Christopher, but I think the Catholic Church fired him.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 4 years ago

    I’ll take a dozen, please. Or a hundred if I can give them to nincompoops. No, I won’t throw them at the nincompoopps.

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    wish that is all it took!

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    Thorby  over 4 years ago

    Tia Carmen could have added Knuckleheads to Nincompoops!

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    Snolep  over 4 years ago

    Pete Seeger said it best.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBtSFhbxBTg

    Give me that old time religionGive me that old time religionGive me that old time religionAnd that’s good enough for me

    We will pray to AphroditeEven though she’s rather flightyAnd they say she wears no nightieAnd that’s good enough for me

    We will pray with those EgyptiansBuild pyramids to put our crypts our inCover subways with inscriptionsAnd that’s…

    O-old Odin we will followAnd in fighting we will wallowTil we wind up in Valhalla…

    Let me follow dear old BuddhaFor there is nobody cuterHe comes in plaster, wood or pewter…

    We will pray with ZarathustraPray just like we usetaI’m a Zarathustra booster…

    We will pray with those old druidsThey drink fermented fluidsWaltz naked through the woo-ids…

    Hare Krishna gets a laugh onWhen he sees me dressed in saffronWith my hair that’s only half on…

    I’ll arise at early morningWhen my Lord [the sun] gives me the warningThat the solar age is dawning…

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    ajr58  over 4 years ago

    https://youtu.be/NkDFT5BxnxY

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    ralph.barone  over 4 years ago

    My mother used to have one of those in her K-car, so I started referring to it as the Jesus Chrysler.

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    alexius23  over 4 years ago

    After all the time he has had his dream cars where is the progress? A tarp? Tires?

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    TheLetterista.com  over 4 years ago

    Better still, she should get him enrolled in the Brown Scapular. But a Mary sacramental statue is a good start.

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    I don’t care if it Rains or freezes

    As long as I’ve got my Plastic Jesus

    Ridin’ on the dashboard of my car

    I don’t care if it’s dark or scary

    Long as I got magnetic Mary

    Ridin’ on the dashboard of my car

    — Billy Idol

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    mafastore  over 4 years ago

    Sorry – I have just have to tell this story (and please do not think it is sacrilegious).

    My husband and I are 18th century reenactors. Among the most common comments we get from people or people tell their children is “people were shorter then”. The military records from then and now when compared show about 1/2" difference in height – not really a difference to comment on. When we tell people this some are surprised to find out, but others insist that they are right and we are wrong. (And when doing first person this is even harder to tell them as we know nothing past the matching in the year of the event we are at.

    One of the other reenactors got so annoyed with someone who kept pushing on this that finally he said “if people were shorter then – have people continually become taller over the centuries” The person said that this was true – the further back one goes in time the shorter people were. The reenactor said to the person “That would mean that the religious statutes on car dashboards are life sized.”

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