B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 19, 2020

“That’s Easy! Finger pointing and Guilt Trips!”

Address it to the future.

“How do you address the issue of global warming?”

I start with “To whom it may concern………”

Take the good with the bad.

Enjoy it while you can. Disappearing species, ice, and land.

Start with reading from a real meteorologist, Joe Bastardi, who will present the facts, not something dreamed up by hypocrites and children like Greta Thunberg ….

Take two tablets and call me in the morning.

This must be how snail mail got started.

When the permafrost melts, it will not only bring land, but a plague of ancient diseases, bugs, specimens, and whatnot…..

The right wing has a whole spectrum of positions on global warming:

1. It’s not happening, so let’s keep doing what we’ve been doing all along.

2. It’s happening but it’s part of a natural cycle and not anything we’re doing, so let’s keep doing what we’ve been doing all along.

3. Its happening but it’s part of a natural cycle and any part we have in it is small, so let’s keep doing what we’ve been doing all along.

4. It’s happening and we are the primary cause, but it’s too late to do anything about it, so let’s keep doing what we’ve been doing all along.

5. It’s happening and we are the primary cause, but it would be too expensive to fix it, so let’s keep doing what we’ve been doing all along.

6. It’s happening, but it’s a good thing, so let’s keep doing what we’ve been doing all along.

There are no doubt a lot of positions between these, but I have actually seen all six of these positions posted online by conservatives.

Baloney!

With laughter.

Let’s all run around yelling with our hands in the air.

Good answer.

https://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/145185/major-greenland-glacier-is-growing

Why are the oceans warmer, the fish and coral dying, and sea life are migrating to depths and other places unknown? Why are sea levels rising, shores disappearing, and crops not producing?

Yes, we tour-guides now have the Arctic Tern Plan. Our ships radar syncs on the birds the whole trip and by the time we reach the opposite pole, we feast on those that are well done.

Yup – climate change didn’t exist before the last couple of hundred years.

I guess we’re the cause of the sunspot dalton minimum that’ll have everywhere above 40º 00’ N in a mini ice age by 2025..?

Well this one is going to open up the comments, yea and nay.

By the way, BC is set in the future post AGW apocalypse.