Herman by Jim Unger for January 31, 2020

" I don’t know ; I’ll have to weigh them on the scales ".

I’ll have to try that on pizza sometime. If someone pulls them off, it will look like footprints on the pizza.

I’m surprised Irma doesn’t know it off the top of her head. Anyplace that sells them must sell a ton of them. Where else are witches going to get the necessary supplies?

My grocery store sells lizard by the pound not by the foot…

They’re on sale. The store wants to move the feet.

Witchy Poo is making her special brew for the GOP…..

I don’t know.

Well go check. It’s right next to the eye of newt.

We have a few specialty stores around town that cater to the Asian population. I don’t know what some of the stuff is, and I don’t want to know.

When I was in Asia, I would try eating just about anything unless it had eyeballs or tentacles.

…And I need a clean up on Eye of Newt…

She must be shopping at a Whole Foods supermarket.

Please check for Hanzel and Gretel stashed under her cart. By the way, you get them in the frozen section next to the burritos .

Witches Be Loco!

Not nice to talk about the lady’s feet like that.

“Seven dollars a pound, same as always.’

She’s shopping for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She must have taken over Snape’s old class.

“Give me a minute. Iguana have to go look at the shelf price.”