I’d think the only real reason for a “sell by” date is a woman’s risk of being unable to gestate healthy offspring after a certain age (the proverbial biological clock). Pam already has two kids and has not expressed a desire to have more, so why should she be in any rush?
Since the station’s medical facilities have been able to save Winky time after time from certain death-by-ripped-out-spleen many times, Cliff may survive this.
GreasyOldTam over 4 years ago
I dunno. From this angle she’s getting better, not older.
wiatr over 4 years ago
Wait ’til Pam takes her best shot!
kaffekup over 4 years ago
It reminds me of Jon Lovitz’ routine:
“Ladies, lower your standards! Go out with me!”
Gent over 4 years ago
Ha! The fool doesn’t realise that comic strip characters never age!
DavidHenna over 4 years ago
While Cliff is rejected by every league!
therese_callahan2002 over 4 years ago
“When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now….”
Darsan54 Premium Member over 4 years ago
EVEN Brewster knows this is a really, really bad strategy.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
We will all miss Cliff. or not.
Tigressy over 4 years ago
I wasn’t aware of Brewster being capable of sarcasm.
kurtoons.wilcken over 4 years ago
Wow. Even Brewster can recognize that this is a bad idea.
tripwire45 over 4 years ago
I don’t think Pam’s “sell by date” is the problem. It’s that she’s surrounded by incompetent men.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’d think the only real reason for a “sell by” date is a woman’s risk of being unable to gestate healthy offspring after a certain age (the proverbial biological clock). Pam already has two kids and has not expressed a desire to have more, so why should she be in any rush?
Striped Cat over 4 years ago
Wow, even Brewster could see what a bad idea that was!
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Cliff’s sell by date was last century.
montylc2001 over 4 years ago
Well, there has to be SOMETHING that charms her….she does have two kids, ya know….
Michael G. over 4 years ago
He might consider eating a salad occasionally …
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
Irritable Belle could resist such charm…
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Worked for me.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
I think Brewster’s thinking that Pam beating him up just might put her in a romantic mood.
geese28 over 4 years ago
And pam’s best shot is a right hook across Cliff’s kisser
Nick Danger over 4 years ago
Since the station’s medical facilities have been able to save Winky time after time from certain death-by-ripped-out-spleen many times, Cliff may survive this.
JPuzzleWhiz over 4 years ago
Somehow, I don’t think Cliff’ll be able to get past “You’re getting older”!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 4 years ago
Yup, that is what it would take.
dragonfury98 over 4 years ago
Her best shot to him is going to be on the side of his head!
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Forget it; that line doesn’t work. Tried it once.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Well, Cliff, you just solved a longstanding mystery for us. Now we know you wear those dark glasses BECAUSE YOU’RE A TOTALLY FREAKIN’ BLIND IDIOT!
bakana over 4 years ago
And, she’ll feel much better after she pounds Cliff into a puddle for making her such a “Gracious” offer.
robtgordon over 4 years ago
Isn’t Pam married? She has children…or is she a single mom? Never could figure that out.