Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Waitress, put the cup of coffee down and walk away slowly.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  over 4 years ago

    Change that to noon and it’s me

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    Nachikethass  over 4 years ago

    Dip him in hot tea!

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Rat needs a big glass of warm milk.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    Better yet, just don’t speak to him ever again. He’s a rat.

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    GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I won’t, not before, not during and not after. Not ever!

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    You can talk all you want before I’ve had my morning caffeine. But you won’t get any coherent answers, and if you insist, probably not printable ones either.

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    Where have those warning labels for Rat been all of this time?

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    dadoctah  over 4 years ago

    “Don’t make me early. You wouldn’t like me when I’m early.”

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    Elisa  over 4 years ago

    ok I need this on my desk

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    i used to be like that. then i had my coffee…

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    How did rat get the bar or restaurant without waking up first? Did he sleepwalk?

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    kaffekup   over 4 years ago

    My stepdaughter is like that, just grunts.

    I’ve never understood it, I like coffee, but I can function without it.

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    Just put Rat back in his cage … and leave him there ;-} … Croc Power !

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    He already comes with a warning label: RAT.

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    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    It’s 9:00 somewhere.

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    Masterskrain  over 4 years ago

    Rat would HATE me, since I haven’t had a cup of coffee in over 45 years…

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 4 years ago

    In today’s opus we see Rat getting in touch with his inner Garfield!

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    I need this warning label.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  over 4 years ago

    Oh, how I can relate.

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    artheaded1  over 4 years ago

    Reading this at 8:45 am…waiting…waiting…

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    I start the coffee at 5 am. Don’t bug Rat when he is withdrawing from caffeine.

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Think it’s called consumer protection.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What happens if, Rat, didn’t have his first cigarette yet?

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    How is that any different from usual?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Looking at Rat, how would you know on the second one?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    At least RAT knows himself…..most people are oblivious to their annoying habits…….methinks

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    johndifool  over 4 years ago

    Do not make his bunghole angry.

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    Bruce1253  over 4 years ago

    I am an early morning person, up by 6 am every day, bright and cheery as soon as my feet hit the floor. The missus has told me numerous times that I am disgusting, to go away for an hour or so, and when I do come back, I best have coffee.

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    i wish some people i know would have warning labels. pig and goat don’t know how lucky they are that rat is so considerate.

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    My morning mug reads, “I Drink Coffee for YOUR Protection.”

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I wish EVERYONE had a warning label !!!! lol

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    skipper1992  over 4 years ago

    I need to put these warning signs on my own cubicle.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Ditto for most, especially this, male retirees.

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    pchemcat  over 4 years ago

    Me and milk in the morning! Milk is my coffee, I just love the stuff. I tell people I’m lactose intolerant, if I don’t get my lactose in the morning I am d@mn intolerant all day long!

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    He seems a wee bit tense/his anger is immense/perhaps t’were best/he be suppressed/lest someone take offense

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    AGBinCH  over 4 years ago

    Why is he on a bar stool before 9 a.m.? Doesn’t look like a diner…

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    PBS1!  over 4 years ago

    Rat’s expression in panel 4 is priceless.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    I could use a set of those labels, Rat!

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    It’s even nicer when he goes.

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    laurasohn11  over 4 years ago

    Ok I Need this on a t-shirt

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    Orcatime  over 4 years ago

    A tagging soundtrack helps as well.

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  almost 4 years ago

    It’s already gotten ugly

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    LOAFY  almost 4 years ago

    To bad nobody ever reads warning labels

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    No free Heath care?  about 1 year ago

    What time is it?

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