You can talk all you want before I’ve had my morning caffeine. But you won’t get any coherent answers, and if you insist, probably not printable ones either.
I am an early morning person, up by 6 am every day, bright and cheery as soon as my feet hit the floor. The missus has told me numerous times that I am disgusting, to go away for an hour or so, and when I do come back, I best have coffee.
Me and milk in the morning! Milk is my coffee, I just love the stuff. I tell people I’m lactose intolerant, if I don’t get my lactose in the morning I am d@mn intolerant all day long!
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Waitress, put the cup of coffee down and walk away slowly.
DanielRyanMulligan over 4 years ago
Change that to noon and it’s me
Nachikethass over 4 years ago
Dip him in hot tea!
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
Rat needs a big glass of warm milk.
Sherlock Watson over 4 years ago
Better yet, just don’t speak to him ever again. He’s a rat.
GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago
I won’t, not before, not during and not after. Not ever!
Concretionist over 4 years ago
You can talk all you want before I’ve had my morning caffeine. But you won’t get any coherent answers, and if you insist, probably not printable ones either.
Bilan over 4 years ago
Where have those warning labels for Rat been all of this time?
dadoctah over 4 years ago
“Don’t make me early. You wouldn’t like me when I’m early.”
Elisa over 4 years ago
ok I need this on my desk
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
i used to be like that. then i had my coffee…
sirbadger over 4 years ago
How did rat get the bar or restaurant without waking up first? Did he sleepwalk?
kaffekup over 4 years ago
My stepdaughter is like that, just grunts.
I’ve never understood it, I like coffee, but I can function without it.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Just put Rat back in his cage … and leave him there ;-} … Croc Power !
blunebottle over 4 years ago
He already comes with a warning label: RAT.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
It’s 9:00 somewhere.
Masterskrain over 4 years ago
Rat would HATE me, since I haven’t had a cup of coffee in over 45 years…
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 4 years ago
In today’s opus we see Rat getting in touch with his inner Garfield!
tripwire45 over 4 years ago
I need this warning label.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied over 4 years ago
Oh, how I can relate.
artheaded1 over 4 years ago
Reading this at 8:45 am…waiting…waiting…
Radish... over 4 years ago
I start the coffee at 5 am. Don’t bug Rat when he is withdrawing from caffeine.
rshive over 4 years ago
Think it’s called consumer protection.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago
What happens if, Rat, didn’t have his first cigarette yet?
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
How is that any different from usual?
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Looking at Rat, how would you know on the second one?
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
At least RAT knows himself…..most people are oblivious to their annoying habits…….methinks
johndifool over 4 years ago
Do not make his bunghole angry.
Bruce1253 over 4 years ago
I am an early morning person, up by 6 am every day, bright and cheery as soon as my feet hit the floor. The missus has told me numerous times that I am disgusting, to go away for an hour or so, and when I do come back, I best have coffee.
j.l.farmer over 4 years ago
i wish some people i know would have warning labels. pig and goat don’t know how lucky they are that rat is so considerate.
Bookworm over 4 years ago
My morning mug reads, “I Drink Coffee for YOUR Protection.”
sparkle 13 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I wish EVERYONE had a warning label !!!! lol
skipper1992 over 4 years ago
I need to put these warning signs on my own cubicle.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Ditto for most, especially this, male retirees.
pchemcat over 4 years ago
Me and milk in the morning! Milk is my coffee, I just love the stuff. I tell people I’m lactose intolerant, if I don’t get my lactose in the morning I am d@mn intolerant all day long!
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
He seems a wee bit tense/his anger is immense/perhaps t’were best/he be suppressed/lest someone take offense
AGBinCH over 4 years ago
Why is he on a bar stool before 9 a.m.? Doesn’t look like a diner…
PBS1! over 4 years ago
Rat’s expression in panel 4 is priceless.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
I could use a set of those labels, Rat!
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
It’s even nicer when he goes.
laurasohn11 over 4 years ago
Ok I Need this on a t-shirt
Orcatime over 4 years ago
A tagging soundtrack helps as well.
Boxo croco says happy derby almost 4 years ago
It’s already gotten ugly
LOAFY almost 4 years ago
To bad nobody ever reads warning labels
No free Heath care? about 1 year ago
What time is it?