B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 29, 2020

No fun swallowing them either.

Now today, motorcycle riders continue the tradition.

QUICK! Somebody invent Goggles!

Imagine how the bug feels.

You didn’t see the size of the bug!

What id the ls the last thing that goes thru a bugs mind when it hits something? Imagine if that was a humming bird?

Oh, the taste of bugs in the morning..

Wow, that was one extreme close-up!

Anybody else think of the old joke “What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind as it hits the windshield?” while reading today’s cartoon?

It’s time to invent a windshield or glasses.

Splap?

Buy a Lotto leaf.

Bikers never smile. and It isn’t to make them look tough.

That “Splap” reminds me of a pronunciation I have always remembered for some odd reason. On the very funny British series “Keeping Up Appearances”, sister Daisy, on trying to pronounce the very difficult name of a woman Daddy is involved with, says “Mrs. Splab”…

Some days you’re the windshield,some days you’re the bug ;~|

Isn’t there an old Mary Chapin Carpenter ditty: sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes You’re the bug"? At least it didn’t get stuck on your teeth. . .

It just occurred to me that in all my years of bicycling (including high speeds down hills in the wilds) I never had a bug in my eyes. Of course, I wore glasses and felt a few hit my cheek, but my partner didn’t wear glasses and got off scot free. (He was a Scot, but still….)

Too bad he didn’t strain it through his teeth….LOL

Be thankful that it wasn’t a birdo-saurus.

Yup. Never fails. If you have any sort of weak spot something will strike it.

That’s why you should never shake Superman’s hand.

And that is why I wear protective lenses when bicycling and with the sunroof open or the top down in cars.

Splap?:)

Older brother, an IFR pilot, saw a bug ahead far off, it made it through the prop and splashed in his line of sight, just like when we drive clean cars.

Back when Hondas were mostly motorcycles:

Q. How do you tell the happy Honda owner?

A: By the bugs in his teeth.

(Actually, there are plenty of bugs much closer.)

From the bug die offs in our own time. In this post Climate apocalyptical future they reside in.

It’s usually the teeth that catch em.