Herman by Jim Unger for March 04, 2020

Does he regard his kid as “ take out”?

….who will come up with the sales pitch: Buy half a pizza at the full price, get the other half free.

By the time he’ grows up Amazon will have destroyed that business too.

In the future, no-gluten / no-meat / non-dairy / vegetarian pizzas will be assembled by customers through special 3-D printers. Of course, they will probably taste like the cardboard backing of present pizzas. But … the convenience!

Oy! So much for college and success for your kid……if he wants it that is…..

The delivery vehicles are pre wrecked.

That will last until the kid turns 13. Then it becomes a whole new problem

Not a bad thing at all. In my life I’ve only ever seen one pizza shop fail and that’s only because they absolutely refused to deliver.

Lofty aspirations, indeed!!

Hopefully he has higher aspirations.