Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 16, 2020

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    desvarzil  over 4 years ago

    Now go away or I will taunt you again!

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    Aussie65  over 4 years ago

    silly english k-nig-it

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    SamuelMeasa  over 4 years ago

    Something may have been lost in the translation.

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    wiatr  over 4 years ago

    Stunning, just stunning!

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    OzarkTheHornyBuzzard  over 4 years ago

    Holy Grail, Batman!!!

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    Snivelling_Wizard  over 4 years ago

    Leave the silly Eeenglish knigits outa this…Hope the Huns fart in his general direction.

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    meg_grif  over 4 years ago

    Now call their door-opening request a silly thing.

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    VincentGoudreault  over 4 years ago

    He could have asked for the “greatest projectile” as well.“Fetchez la vache”

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    MuddyDogs Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Come back here and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off!!

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    brianpesci  over 4 years ago

    It’s only a flesh wound!

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    Tog  over 4 years ago

    And we want…….a shrubbery.

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    WilliamRichmond  over 4 years ago

    Neet!

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    Pony99CA  over 4 years ago

    I wanted to go to Castle Anthrax.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Now, go attack them while they’re doubled over in laughter!

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    Run away! Run away!

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    So the purpose of a battle cry is to make them cry – with laughter?

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    Don’t know the enemy’s reaction, but it looked like it stunned Rodney’s fellow soldiers!

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    wolfhoundblues1  over 4 years ago

    Now go away, before I taunt you a second time.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Unless it’s really cutting and sharp, Slinging the bull doesn’t cut it….

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    theincrediblebulk  over 4 years ago

    Bravely bold Sir RodneyRode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Rodney. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Rodney. His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his penis“That’s, that’s enough music for now lads, there’s dirty work afoot.” Brave Sir Rodney ran away. (“No!”) Bravely ran away away. (“I didn’t!”) When danger reared it’s ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. (“I never!”) Yes, brave Sir Rodney turned about And gallantly he chickened out. (“You’re lying!”) Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Rodney!

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    catonmyshoulders  over 4 years ago

    OMG between the comic itself and some of the comments I can’t stop laughing. Hope the rest of my day is this good!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That only works if your French and someone is using a cow catapult.

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    Starbase00  over 4 years ago

    Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

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    charlp Premium Member over 4 years ago

    100 points to Houses Parker and Hart!

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    SmashedHat  over 4 years ago

    Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    “RUN AWAY!!!”

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    Amra Leo  over 4 years ago

    Second best: “Hey laser lips, your mama was a snowblower!”

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    kathleenhicks62  over 4 years ago

    Elderberries? They are for jam or wine.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Well, it’s no “Rebel Yell” …

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    bobbyferrel  over 4 years ago

    Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

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    jkebxjunke  over 4 years ago

    NI!!

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    macmcneil49  over 4 years ago

    I fart in your general direction.

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    ginkens001  over 4 years ago

    As long as Rod speaks with a bad French accent.

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    cocavan11  over 4 years ago

    Has Sir Rodney cribbed that battle cry from “Monty Pythom and the Holy Grail”?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’ll put fear into those English pig-dogs!

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    dsatvoinde Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Always look forward to the comments when a comic quotes Monty Python. :-)

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    Ukko wilko  over 4 years ago

    I prefer, “I fart in your general direction!” (Monty Python).

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    RabbitDad  over 4 years ago

    I fart in your general direction!

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    harbormoon  over 4 years ago

    “I’m French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?!”

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    Left me shaking in my boots…or would have if I wore boots.

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    COL Crash  over 4 years ago

    That sounds like something out of Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail.

    I’m glad I have my Holy Hand Grenade.

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    Dana Lloyd  over 4 years ago

    I fart in your general direction.

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    Nick Danger  over 4 years ago

    That only works if you’re French (and have a farm animal catapult)

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    Calliope22471  over 4 years ago

    Rodney forgot to add ‘the most terrifying!’ in regards to the battle cry request. Though his battle cry is ‘great’ (at causing the enemy to collapse into hysterical laughter)…

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    SharkNose  over 4 years ago

    I think that only works if you yell it with an outrageous French accent!

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    Mark Epple  over 4 years ago

    Right out of Monty Python!

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    NathanialEvans  over 4 years ago

    I don’t wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper

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    Fools I fart in your general direction

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