Strange Brew by John Deering for March 26, 2020

NOBODY can fix off key singers. Though I’ve had some very minor success by inviting them to come to the Karaoke bar instead…

Change the whine into warble?

Who’s getting married?

Thou shalt not karaoke, should be the 11th commandment.

When it comes to singing there are two words that describe me: restraining order.

Maybe he could call Dad and ask him to move up the singers date.

Is that Mary Magdalene talking to Jesus? Obviously a woman…. (no beard)

Smite his vocal chords.

Jeeesus, if he can raise the dead, surely fixing tone deafness oughta be a snap.

The lesser-known Miracle of the Autotune.

His cup runneth over….shut up!

It’s that guy from the Wedding Crashers movie, Dwight Yoakam.

Singing “What if God was One of Us”?

Jesus just wants our worship, off key or not. However, if they’re singing ‘The Final Countdown’ offkey, smite them!

Looks like somebody has been watching the first season of The Chosen.

No, but maybe some more wine will help.

And push the mulled wine! We’re stuck with it! :>)