Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for April 17, 2020

and to think vandalizing w/TP was only for All Hallows’ Evening

Bail was set at an 18 pack of Charmin.

Waste of a very precious resource!

Who has this much paper, anyway? Must be at least a misdemeanor!

…for misappropriation of an essential commodity!

I think they are winding it up, not chucking it about, someone else did that.

We need to confiscate the weapons.

Grounded!

for no masks, misuse of TP, and not social distancing – of course, if you just hand over the TP we’ll forget all about this.

I assumed they were taking (stealing) the TP. I thought they were rolling back up

Definitely looks like they’re rolling it up. TP-ing isn’t done that way.

“Unless you want to give us that toilet paper and we can forget the whole thing.”