Never mind him, it was fun! I went out to pick a package with a work jumpsuit for polar climate (in a warm day), ski mask, goggles, heavy cowhide gloves, and boots. I could barely move. The guy was horrified but kept his composture. I had to sign with a big X because I couldn’t control the pen :D Hey! If we survive, we have to keep a good mood. The Renaissance wouldn’t have been possible for a bunch of grumpy weeping guys :P
Never mess with the people that prepare, bring or deliver your food. While Janis is talking to him and he’s smiling away, there’s no telling what might be happening on the other side of the door.
As a delivery driver on lockdown due to health issues, I can appreciate this. If I was still out driving, this would have had me laughing till my ribs couldn’t take it anymore.
I used to have to refer to the comments to get the gag here. I think that will be the case years from now if people go back to this date and coronavirus is in the past for folks.
For those who think Arlo is funny today, go apply for a job at a place that delivers. Most of them are hiring. I think your sense of humor will change quickly.
Tyge over 4 years ago
Your best Edward G. Robinson! 8^ D
Little Caesar over 4 years ago
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal…”
atomicdog over 4 years ago
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 4 years ago
Besides, he’s not home alone.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Arlo, are these outbursts getting longer and more frequent?
amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Too much Turner Classic Movies?
jmworacle over 4 years ago
As if these poor delivery people don’t have enough to worry about.
HeckleMeElmo over 4 years ago
I’m with Arlo on this one. That look on his face in the last panel says it was all worth it.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
Fifth panel: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Open up Rocky. It’s the police.
Russell Bedford over 4 years ago
open carry gun laws, the best way to enforce social distancing
James Wolfenstein over 4 years ago
Never mind him, it was fun! I went out to pick a package with a work jumpsuit for polar climate (in a warm day), ski mask, goggles, heavy cowhide gloves, and boots. I could barely move. The guy was horrified but kept his composture. I had to sign with a big X because I couldn’t control the pen :D Hey! If we survive, we have to keep a good mood. The Renaissance wouldn’t have been possible for a bunch of grumpy weeping guys :P
Dr_Fogg over 4 years ago
Jimmy Cagney!!! :-)
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Spreading the joy, eh, Arlo?
Pocosdad over 4 years ago
Telephone Guy~ Hi um I’d like to order a pizza to go and no anchovies
ND~ No Anchovies? You got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger!
jamescordeiro over 4 years ago
How are the kids doing?
Joseph McFarlane over 4 years ago
Never mess with the people that prepare, bring or deliver your food. While Janis is talking to him and he’s smiling away, there’s no telling what might be happening on the other side of the door.
j.l.farmer over 4 years ago
my neighbor is one of those delivery people and the filthy animals are the ones receiving the food, letting themselves go during this pandemic.
Dingman over 4 years ago
As a delivery driver on lockdown due to health issues, I can appreciate this. If I was still out driving, this would have had me laughing till my ribs couldn’t take it anymore.
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
I gotta try this.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
“Is this the end of Arlo? … Top of the world, ma!”
m b over 4 years ago
I have to agree with Janis’s character today Arlo is being an inconsiderate jerk
formathe over 4 years ago
Janis’ patience seems to running a bit thin,,,,,,,
Ermine Notyours over 4 years ago
Godfather’s Pizza?
Cincoflex over 4 years ago
Heck, the pizza guy is probably narrating his own fic version—we all have to make our own fun these days!
gcottay over 4 years ago
“Thank you. The tip is under the nearby rock.” (And if you have the resources, make it a really good one.)
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
We have enough drama these days, Arlo.
Lynnjav over 4 years ago
Just having a little fun with the situation
BJIllistrated Premium Member over 4 years ago
One of my Mothers favorite quotes: “It’s always better to laugh than cry.”
donwestonmysteries over 4 years ago
I used to have to refer to the comments to get the gag here. I think that will be the case years from now if people go back to this date and coronavirus is in the past for folks.
ron over 4 years ago
If that happened to me delivering a pizza, I’d follow his instructions to the letter, only the box would be upside down.
k8zhd over 4 years ago
Arlo’s address is going to be on “do not serve” lists now!
paranormal over 4 years ago
Arlo has been watching too many gangster movies. I’m surprised he didn’t play the clips from Home Alone of Angels With Filthy Souls.
charlotte1215 over 4 years ago
For those who think Arlo is funny today, go apply for a job at a place that delivers. Most of them are hiring. I think your sense of humor will change quickly.
gigagrouch over 4 years ago
Hope Arlo left a BIG tip!
JoHo Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is that the front door? And Arlo is in the house? Isn’t that door “inside out”?
SetInMyWays over 4 years ago
Around here, a delivery person wouldn’t know what a stoop is, or who Arlo is imitating.