Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 16, 2020

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    Tyge  over 4 years ago

    Your best Edward G. Robinson! 8^ D

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    Little Caesar  over 4 years ago

    “Keep the change, ya filthy animal…”

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    atomicdog  over 4 years ago

    Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    Besides, he’s not home alone.

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Arlo, are these outbursts getting longer and more frequent?

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Too much Turner Classic Movies?

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    jmworacle  over 4 years ago

    As if these poor delivery people don’t have enough to worry about.

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    HeckleMeElmo  over 4 years ago

    I’m with Arlo on this one. That look on his face in the last panel says it was all worth it.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Fifth panel: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Open up Rocky. It’s the police.

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    Russell Bedford  over 4 years ago

    open carry gun laws, the best way to enforce social distancing

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    James Wolfenstein  over 4 years ago

    Never mind him, it was fun! I went out to pick a package with a work jumpsuit for polar climate (in a warm day), ski mask, goggles, heavy cowhide gloves, and boots. I could barely move. The guy was horrified but kept his composture. I had to sign with a big X because I couldn’t control the pen :D Hey! If we survive, we have to keep a good mood. The Renaissance wouldn’t have been possible for a bunch of grumpy weeping guys :P

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    Dr_Fogg  over 4 years ago

    Jimmy Cagney!!! :-)

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Spreading the joy, eh, Arlo?

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    Pocosdad  over 4 years ago

    Telephone Guy~ Hi um I’d like to order a pizza to go and no anchovies

    ND~ No Anchovies? You got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger!

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    jamescordeiro  over 4 years ago

    How are the kids doing?

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    Joseph McFarlane  over 4 years ago

    Never mess with the people that prepare, bring or deliver your food. While Janis is talking to him and he’s smiling away, there’s no telling what might be happening on the other side of the door.

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    my neighbor is one of those delivery people and the filthy animals are the ones receiving the food, letting themselves go during this pandemic.

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    Dingman  over 4 years ago

    As a delivery driver on lockdown due to health issues, I can appreciate this. If I was still out driving, this would have had me laughing till my ribs couldn’t take it anymore.

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    I gotta try this.

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    ChessPirate  over 4 years ago

    “Is this the end of Arlo? … Top of the world, ma!”

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    m b  over 4 years ago

    I have to agree with Janis’s character today Arlo is being an inconsiderate jerk

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    formathe  over 4 years ago

    Janis’ patience seems to running a bit thin,,,,,,,

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    Ermine Notyours  over 4 years ago

    Godfather’s Pizza?

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    Cincoflex  over 4 years ago

    Heck, the pizza guy is probably narrating his own fic version—we all have to make our own fun these days!

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    gcottay  over 4 years ago

    “Thank you. The tip is under the nearby rock.” (And if you have the resources, make it a really good one.)

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    We have enough drama these days, Arlo.

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    Lynnjav  over 4 years ago

    Just having a little fun with the situation

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    BJIllistrated Premium Member over 4 years ago

    One of my Mothers favorite quotes: “It’s always better to laugh than cry.”

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    donwestonmysteries  over 4 years ago

    I used to have to refer to the comments to get the gag here. I think that will be the case years from now if people go back to this date and coronavirus is in the past for folks.

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    ron  over 4 years ago

    If that happened to me delivering a pizza, I’d follow his instructions to the letter, only the box would be upside down.

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    k8zhd  over 4 years ago

    Arlo’s address is going to be on “do not serve” lists now!

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    Arlo has been watching too many gangster movies. I’m surprised he didn’t play the clips from Home Alone of Angels With Filthy Souls.

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    charlotte1215  over 4 years ago

    For those who think Arlo is funny today, go apply for a job at a place that delivers. Most of them are hiring. I think your sense of humor will change quickly.

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    gigagrouch  over 4 years ago

    Hope Arlo left a BIG tip!

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    JoHo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Is that the front door? And Arlo is in the house? Isn’t that door “inside out”?

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    SetInMyWays  over 4 years ago

    Around here, a delivery person wouldn’t know what a stoop is, or who Arlo is imitating.

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