Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 21, 2020

Benedict Effluent.

Urine for it now, George!

Washington grossing the Delaware

Delaware is pissed now. It’s also full of ##it.

I actually groaned at this one.

That Washington, what a pisser! My first thought was Mel Brooks’ History of the world.

This was my first thought…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpi0cMQEBbA

Important work for pee-ons.

I told you men to go before we left!

And sadly garbage has been taken down the Delaware and dumped at sea for 100 years or more.

Pollution wasn’t even in their thoughts back then….

Don’t piss off the river. Or is it in?

The early days of Delaware River Cruises

I reluctantly give a “like”

I was really hoping to avoid an earworm today, but the caption reminded me of one of Lydia’s tattoos. Sigh.

Thank dog The Far Side is back.

For some reason this reminded me of a Bob Newhart routine, a line about “Crazy George, moving to the front of the boat and standing there.”

You couldn’t be more P-civic.