Garfield by Jim Davis for June 15, 2020

Well, here we go again.

4 days left until Garfield’s 42th birthday

The annual age jokes are back…

How about asking Dr.Strange to lend you the time stone? That way, you could go “Age, I have come to Bargain”.

touché, Jon

They’re both right.

Garfield gets too fat, he won’t have to worry about getting old.

Subtract the Cat: https://we.tl/t-NY2GrZuRrV

here here Garfield

What can go up a chimney down but can’t come down a chimney up?

Your vet bills…

Somehow, they seem to come together. It’s like they’re best friends or something!

A few days ago my wife slept with a younger man. I had a birthday yesterday.

Jack Benny was always 39 … younger than you Garfield!

reminding Garfield of his age…Jon’s revenge for all those times that Garfield has tormented him…

Garfield has body positivity at least

My mother taught me that one should wear their age like a badge of honor, because every year you have is a year you’ve earned. I’ve lived by that philosophy ever since.

It’s that time of year again already? 2020 is flying now!

Mine is getting high enough to give me anoxia.

Garfield, Your weight CAN go down, you know. It just takes a bit of exercise.

That is soooo Garfield

YAY!!! LET’S COUNTDOWN!!!

Prince: “And if de-elevator tries to bring you down, Go crazy, punch a higher floor.”

I don’t know which is worse, Garfield!

It’s that time of year again!!

Too fat and you won’t be old.

Age or fat, either can kill you.

My newspaper, on Sundays, carries the Sunday N. Y. Times crossword (a week later than it appears in the N.Y.T.), I have it in front me to solve as I read these comics. The theme, by an amazing coincidence, is “What Goes Up, Must Come Down”.

When I was young, I thought 25 would be the perfect stopping point; had so much fun on my 26th b-day that I decided I would stop counting when I found a year I didn’t enjoy. Assuming Covid-19 doesn’t take me out, will be 72 in September. :-)

I know that riddle all too well, but Garfield either didn’t know the actual answer to that riddle or he just deliberately gave a wrong answer as a form of denial.

Id rather not be fat or old. Sigh.

Way to start Monday off with a bad joke, Jon.

Oh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARFIELD!

Oh contrare, Garfield. You are now 44 years old!

Tell that to Jack Benny. He was 39 for 41 years.

Garfield, you’re both. You’re fat, old and pathetic. Almost as bad as Jon.

Dang, I can’t believe Garfield will be 42!

There isn’t necessarily this choice. You can be both at the same time. :-)

there is an alternative to getting older, on the whole though I much prefer the getting older since the alternative isn’t remaining young (and I suspect this morning’s headline promising a fountain of youth will remain as exclusive as it always has)

Wow this is funny but Garfield offended himself

You can stop getting older, but I don’t think you’d like it.

Jon’s lucky that Garfield hasn’t beat him up, after that remark.

And I am both hizzah!

Cue the tuba, I will be walking now. =3

Well, it’s birthday week again for Garfield. Get ready for a week of these strips.

Well, Garfield, as I always say, getting older beats the heck out of the alternative.

And the birthday countdown has begun!

Let the 2020 age jokes of Garfield begin as he turns 42, the famous number of baseball legend Jackie Robinson. #cat42 :)

I agree with garf

im fat and young yippe

No offense Garfield, but that is VERY true!