Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 15, 2020

Someone’s on a bender.

“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”

Is that Moscow Mitch?

Cliffie w/ Mr. Peterson aka/Norm… Sam and Woodie bartended this fiesta…. The know it all postman….

So will the real lightweight and comedian please standup and do their routine.

And they look pretty sweet when they do it.

My Father would say, get your pea picking hands off of that.

Is that guy with a cig and sagging manboobs related to Vlad?

Flying peacock compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LgUbKEKJIw

How else did you think they got up on your roof to scream at you?

I am NEVER mistaken, Sister.

…a hot time in the ole town tonight…..now why would I lie?

…that was an off coloured remark…

…only the Father knew that sister Billie was really sister William…

…in the new Froglandia Tv comedy…

…The Knotnun Murder Mysteries…

…starring Larry David as Sister Billie and Jonathan Banks as Curly Joe…

…followed by, Archie’s Place…

…following the comic hijinx of a white supremacist bar…

…this week’s episode…

…The Virus Is A Hoax – Let’s Get Back To Work…

…the Riding The Trump Train episode is up for an Emmy…

…how does Teresa do this day in and day out?…

…making two nun gags with none of the old nun punchlines?…

Sister Mary Smokehaze.

Mother Superior checked her gun at the door.

I have heard (from others, mind you) of titty bars, but personally I can’t see myself digging around in their pants to find their underwear to slip some dollar bills under.*

* Especially because I of course have never done any such thing and therefore would have no idea how to even find such a place** or begin that process.

** La Sex Machine, down the street from the Royal Hotel in downtown Montreal, c. 1976

Sister Bertrille how you’ve kept yourself up. I’m so proud. ~ Gaspar the Gumshoe

It looks like Sister Immaculata has left her rosary back home. And, tell me, WHAT is going on with that left hand? On second thought, don’t tell me. Is this what’s been hiding under those elaborate black garments all through my grade school years? Oh, Lord.

Missionary Man by Eurythmics …on the jukebox.

Those 2 guys are prime targets for a Wedgie …!

Father Mulcahy has some weird habits.

Froglandia, The Fiesty Goat Pub and Flogging Post, just after the annual running of the nuns, and just before the party really got going.

Sister’s night out with the boys! And reaching under her short skirt! Oh, the scandal!

Peacocks are just a diversion, perhaps a frantic coverup as Mother Superior strolls in with her drinking buddies! The ladies like their spirits, much like the good fathers do. It’s an aspect of spiritual life often misunderstood….