Herman by Jim Unger for May 07, 2020

He’s no Bob Ross, that’s for sure.

“I paint what I see.”

Mouse man of Alcatraz?

Mr. Jingles?

Best artist, bar none. If a sister frequents a saloon, is she a bar nun? (Sorry, that just slipped out).

Watch out meece, next he’ll want you to dig a tunnel for his escape….

Couldn’t exactly call it a still life rendition

That’s the dude who ratted on his partner.

I painted in prison: after they cleaned up the mess, I patched the bullet holes and repainted the block wall all nice and pretty for the next lady.

If.. you want to paint still life.. you might have to kill your pet mouse.