Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 24, 2020

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    sevaar777  over 4 years ago

    Trees might do well with that type of Miracle Gro.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And since he is full of manure, he’ll help some tree take root.

    Tell him to wait for you under that old Willow tree in the forest near Tom Bombadil’s place.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Good response.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 4 years ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/seedy-sex/

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 4 years ago

    By the way, thanks to Mike Pascale for the (sap-free!) Arbor Day gag and art changes. If you’re on Facebook interested in more of Mike’s humor—especially if you’re a sports fan—check out his Seahawks football webcomic Game Buzz.

    https://www.facebook.com/GameBUZZcomic/

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    “That’s kind of what I had in mind.”

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    Ontman  over 4 years ago

    Chances are they’ll both be buried under it before it grows enough to carve their initials on it. Feeling grim today.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    and sow it goes…

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    WoodstockJack  over 4 years ago

    Without the little sparkle on that pellet in his hand, I would have guessed “Viagra?”

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Now here’s a gal who is calling his bluff….she’s a real smart a$$ !

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    Seediest line ever. (Sorry.)

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    Vet Premium Member over 4 years ago

    After that she’ll dump fertilizer on you then add water……….xD

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    jrankin1959  over 4 years ago

    Taken from Effective Counters to Pickup Lines, Vol. 3.

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    Nuliajuk  over 4 years ago

    Where’s your husband Annie?

    Where’s number two and three?

    Are they sleeping beneath the palms

    Beside the Caribbean sea?

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    GoComicsGo!  over 4 years ago

    OOOWWW! Nice come back sweetie.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    To paraphrase; I’d rather be six inches in than 6 feet under… and yes, we can wear protection. Masks, that is…

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    And that little bit of dialog is why the maple tree had red leaves…

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