There’s a story about an American soldier during World War II who desperately wanted to prove himself by shooting an enemy Japanese soldier. His friend, seeing this, told him, not to worry. “I’ve got an idea just go up to the top of the trench and call out ‘Damn Hirohito!’” The soldier thought that was a good idea, so he did just that.
But, after a few minutes, a Japanese soldier came out and shouted “Damn Roosevelt!” Dejected, the American soldier went back to his friend and told him what happened. The friend shrugged and said, “Well, I understand. We can’t shoot a Republican.”
That wouldn’t have worked on me ‘cause I don’t know the song. But if he’d yelled “Dental plan!” I would have felt compelled to yell back, “Lisa needs braces!”
eromlig over 4 years ago
So good! So good! So good!
Bilan over 4 years ago
I would’ve thought Shave and a Haircut would be a better lure for Brewster.
Kali over 4 years ago
There’s a story about an American soldier during World War II who desperately wanted to prove himself by shooting an enemy Japanese soldier. His friend, seeing this, told him, not to worry. “I’ve got an idea just go up to the top of the trench and call out ‘Damn Hirohito!’” The soldier thought that was a good idea, so he did just that.
But, after a few minutes, a Japanese soldier came out and shouted “Damn Roosevelt!” Dejected, the American soldier went back to his friend and told him what happened. The friend shrugged and said, “Well, I understand. We can’t shoot a Republican.”
:-)
Algolei I over 4 years ago
That wouldn’t have worked on me ‘cause I don’t know the song. But if he’d yelled “Dental plan!” I would have felt compelled to yell back, “Lisa needs braces!”
I have now revealed my greatest weakness….
Aussie Down Under over 4 years ago
The strip today is impressive. Great detail & colour.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 4 years ago
If people actually could throw their voices he’d be okay.
therese_callahan2002 over 4 years ago
I wonder what Brewster’s response would have been if they lured him out by singing “Tutti Frutti.” RIP, Little Richard.
jmcenanly over 4 years ago
These guys seem smarter than your average stormtrooper. They are either going to officer training, or they are going to defect.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
A panel of Pam in the shower would’ve worked, too.
RussellRogerBe1 over 4 years ago
OK, I am old I was thinking the barber shop quartet, Sweet Adaline …
tripwire45 over 4 years ago
Shave and a haircut, two bits. Worked in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit.”
Durak Premium Member over 4 years ago
:) Panel 3 or 4 needs a “wait for it” kind of hand signal :)
jomali3945 over 4 years ago
Joke stolen from “Who Killed Roger Rabbit” ( with a Sweet Caroline instead of A Shave and a Haircut)
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
“All around the Mulberry Bush,
the monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey stopped to pull up his sock…"
…
…
“Pop! goes the weasel.”
[BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!]
ajr58(1) over 4 years ago
Must be a Red Sox fan!
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
Around here the irresistible call would be “Free Beer, Free Beer!”…
Kisa Premium Member over 4 years ago
Please replace the word “Earthlings” with “Germans”!
Dragoncat over 4 years ago
Whatever happened to “Shave and a haircut…”?
Ray_C over 4 years ago
Has everyone seen Neil Diamond singing “Sweet Caroline”, for the COVID shut-ins? He’s made a clever change to the lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxnETrhOIAE
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
I would’ve tried “Rock ‘n’ Roll, Part 2.” It just doesn’t work without “HEY!”
ajramsay over 4 years ago
OMG this is great!
aerilim over 4 years ago
Happens to me all the time…
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member over 4 years ago
I love Neil! My daughter even had that song played at her wedding and everybody joined in on the chorus.
LrdSlvrhnd over 4 years ago
Brewster Rockit is part of Red Sox Nation? Sweet (Caroline)
DukeDiamond over 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA, it’s true!