Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 09, 2020

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Truth in labeling: Le Petit Fink sat on his alternate throne after dining on broccoli, beans, and beer.

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    hariseldon59  over 4 years ago

    Surprised he didn’t end up in the dungeon with the Spook.

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    juncarlo  over 4 years ago

    I think a better punishment would be to turn the mirror looking at the wall.

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    finkd  over 4 years ago

    “Yeah, I deserved that”.

    But it was TOTALLY worth it !

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    He could have taken a hammer to that mirror for that one!

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It seems that the mirror does have reflective moments.

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    Mirror mirror above the sink

    What’s the world think of the fink?

    The mirror speaks upon its wall

    “They say the fink is very small

    Though he wishes he were tall

    He’ll never measure up at all.”

    Says the fink before the sink

    “I hate you, mirror and think you stink.”

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Location, location, location.

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    looks like some dumpster diver is going to get a sweet gift!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    I guess fragrant sprays weren’t invented as of yet..LOL

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yup, one wrong little joke and you’re in the dumpster. All you can hope for is a recycle to a princess with a bad sense of humor.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    He did deserve that! They rhyme was way off and he didn’t even point out that “thy” is incorrect; he should have said “my”.

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    falcon_370f  over 4 years ago

    At least he didn’t call the king a fink.

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    carlosrivers  over 4 years ago

    That’s when you know you did it right…

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    But t’was a good one, I think! :D

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Magic mirror didn’t do much thinking before speaking.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Could’ve been worse considering he is glass…

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    IdoEnjoyyourcomments  over 4 years ago

    The mirror could be a great repeating character!

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    But it was probably worth it

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    A magic mirror would be fun. Better to ask it

    Mirror, mirror if you know

    Give the numbers to this week’s LOTTO

    ……………………………………………………………………………………….

    Mirror, mirror for my side

    Where does the fugitive hide?

    ………………………………………………………………………………………..

    Mirror, mirror give the name

    Of the team who’ll win the big ball game

    …………………………………………………………………………………………….

    Mirror, mirror I bid be seen

    What will whip Covid-19

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    BlueKnight1966  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of that series of commercials where bathroom fixtures and wallpaper characters were portrayed as being left emotionally scarred from all that they witness.

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    cocavan11  over 4 years ago

    I didn’t know the sink belonged to the mirror. I thought it belonged to the king. Who’s in charge?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mirror, mirror, above thy sink,Before you speaketh, you should think.

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    Mike H  over 4 years ago

    Toxic waste dump.

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