Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 13, 2020

I don’t understand that should have gone over well.

Gimme summa dat!

I’d be a customer – take credit?

My first reaction? Yuck!

the problem is he left out the sauerkraut…

Shoulda been bacon instead of hot dog, no?

But you’ve got a Bass-O-Matic sitting right in front of you. Think, man, think!

If he’d only remembered to include the Grey Poupon…

I want to vomit

I’d thought that it would be a smooth transition.

Full Meat Smoothie? Not the first time I’ve seen that. Pepperoni, Vienna sausage, kielbasa… with a dash of mozzarella.

Problem is no one wants to stick their wiener in a blender.

I’d relish one…

Spam & ketchup smoothie.

parts is parts

Including the bun was the worst part.

That would handy way to eat them for us with no teeth.