Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 11, 2020

In the words of Dolly Parton, “It costs a lot of money to look that cheap.”

Well, who else you’d wanna look like?

i’ll bet she fakes sincerity real good, too…

Congrats on the successful surgery.

Wait till it rains. Then she will melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.

They still sell those T-shirts: “I ran into Tammy Faye at the Mall.”

https://bigboze.com/product/i-ran-into-tammy-faye-bakker-at-the-mall-t-shirt/

Why bother, he’s not going to be looking at your face.

‘Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.’ Oscar Wilde:

An old song by Blue Oyster Cult……Mirrors. “Vanity’s a deadly sin…it’s what the flesh is packaged in.”

Mirror mirror in my hand, who’s the fairest in this land?

Tammy Faye is ALIVE?

…if you’re Jessica Rabbit.

Yes, just add the false eyelashes, the nail polish, the padded bra, the hairpieces, the “shaping undergarment”, the makeup, and the jewelry…. yep, looks just like the real you…

From my weird childhood:

Twinkle, twinkle, movie star.

Are you what you think you are?

Or does some powder and some paint

Make you think you’re what you ain’t?

Regina Standish, circa 1954.

Wanna make a tiny face- -gotta watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyeIjtiiQYQ

Funny, your face looks drawn

“I’m so sick of pretending to be a Kardashian, I just want to look like Elvira”…

Cartoon characters should NOT be forced to draw themselves.

“…it just took the right canvas.”

That’s a really well done job with the coloring, from the original to this one!

Bill Ward could really draw sexy women but some of his raunchiest cartoons are just way over the top with exaggerated breasts and all. IMHO those women would have been even sexier with “normal”-type body parts. I guess he was just appealing to the times.