on my solo trip to the Big Island of Hawaii in 2007, I don’t have any recollection anymore of I had to sit next to a mother with two children… I only recall the flight back home was an unexpected, overnight layover on Oahu Island and had to book a new flight the next day
The standard trick when you are flying with an infant who can sit in your lap, is that you book the window and the aisle and hope no one will book the less-desired middle seat.
When I visit my daughter I have to fly on an employee pass. And it’s always standby, which means the middle seat. Invariably I’m flanked by two large men who are “ man spreading”.
Most comfy flight I ever had was on Singapore Airlines. Tons of leg room, brought you hot towels, great meals, many amenities you wouldn’t find even in first class on other airlines. Of course that was 20 years ago, so who knows about today.
I had to fly to Puerto Rico to pick up my cruise ship, I was seated next to 2 gentleman w/ a baby ;it was the most pleasant experience ever. The proud father & grandpa were fun company and the baby was as good as gold. :^)
I was flying from LA to New York and had booked a bulkhead aisle seat. The window and middle seat were taken up with a woman with two squirming brats and a squalling baby and a ton of “baby” stuff. Miraculously, the flight attendant saw the look of dismay on my face and took pity on me. She moved me into a nice quiet seat in business class without my even asking.
This is why I always greet and speak nicely to all the flight attendants on every flight I’m on, and thank them after the trip.
I’m sure most of the other passengers were dismayed when they saw our party boarding with two cat carriers in hand. To be honest, I was afraid they would yowl for the whole two and a half hour flight. Either the sedative worked better than I expected or they just went with the flow. They barely said a word for the whole flight.
You want the flight from hell. I once flew in the center section of a fully loaded 747 going from Hong Kong to Chicago (15 hours) surrounded by 6 month old Chinese babies who had just been adopted by American couples.
Oh, the fun didn’t end in Chicago either because as I was rushing through the airport to make a close connection, which wasn’t easy since I had no feeling in my left leg, I was stopped and badged by a Narc who wanted to know where I had been, what I was doing there and where I was going.
littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
Time to put on a pleasant face. And practice patience for a couple of hours or so.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
on my solo trip to the Big Island of Hawaii in 2007, I don’t have any recollection anymore of I had to sit next to a mother with two children… I only recall the flight back home was an unexpected, overnight layover on Oahu Island and had to book a new flight the next day
Prescott_Philosopher over 4 years ago
Something is wrong here. He appears to be on the port side of the plane and those 3 seats are normally seats A, B, and C.
AllishaDawn over 4 years ago
I flew to Florida in 1998 for a class choir trip. I slept the whole time, both ways.
howtheduck over 4 years ago
The standard trick when you are flying with an infant who can sit in your lap, is that you book the window and the aisle and hope no one will book the less-desired middle seat.
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member over 4 years ago
When I visit my daughter I have to fly on an employee pass. And it’s always standby, which means the middle seat. Invariably I’m flanked by two large men who are “ man spreading”.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
ROFL! This sounds just like my luck!
rhartt4363 over 4 years ago
She may mistake his reaction as due to her skin color.
Totalloser Premium Member over 4 years ago
Life lesson learned always book the aisle , nothing but clouds out the window
summerdog over 4 years ago
I think it would be way more fun to take the train.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Egad! He drew the baby seat and no earbuds. Sorry dude.
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 4 years ago
Unfortunate timing for Diversity… looks like he’s startled at having to sit next to a family of color…
Rotary12 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Isn’t that always the case?
Snolep over 4 years ago
Most comfy flight I ever had was on Singapore Airlines. Tons of leg room, brought you hot towels, great meals, many amenities you wouldn’t find even in first class on other airlines. Of course that was 20 years ago, so who knows about today.
djtenltd over 4 years ago
Well Michael, welcome to the real world.
kab2rb over 4 years ago
So much for freedom, hope the mom does right.
Holilubillkori Premium Member over 4 years ago
I had to fly to Puerto Rico to pick up my cruise ship, I was seated next to 2 gentleman w/ a baby ;it was the most pleasant experience ever. The proud father & grandpa were fun company and the baby was as good as gold. :^)
BlitzMcD over 4 years ago
Don’t you just hate when that happens?
rikkiTikki Premium Member over 4 years ago
I don’t think you can have both a baby and a child in the same seat with you.
Linguist over 4 years ago
I was flying from LA to New York and had booked a bulkhead aisle seat. The window and middle seat were taken up with a woman with two squirming brats and a squalling baby and a ton of “baby” stuff. Miraculously, the flight attendant saw the look of dismay on my face and took pity on me. She moved me into a nice quiet seat in business class without my even asking.
This is why I always greet and speak nicely to all the flight attendants on every flight I’m on, and thank them after the trip.
TexTech over 4 years ago
I’m sure most of the other passengers were dismayed when they saw our party boarding with two cat carriers in hand. To be honest, I was afraid they would yowl for the whole two and a half hour flight. Either the sedative worked better than I expected or they just went with the flow. They barely said a word for the whole flight.
locake over 4 years ago
Ha Ha! Serves him right. I hope Michael doesn’t injure or insult the little girl and baby.
Scoutmaster77 over 4 years ago
God has a sense of humor…
NCTom Premium Member over 4 years ago
Michael may just have a very enjoyable flight, since he isn’t related to the other children
Buckeye67 over 4 years ago
You want the flight from hell. I once flew in the center section of a fully loaded 747 going from Hong Kong to Chicago (15 hours) surrounded by 6 month old Chinese babies who had just been adopted by American couples.
Buckeye67 over 4 years ago
Oh, the fun didn’t end in Chicago either because as I was rushing through the airport to make a close connection, which wasn’t easy since I had no feeling in my left leg, I was stopped and badged by a Narc who wanted to know where I had been, what I was doing there and where I was going.
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
Oh well Michael – you have plenty of experience ignoring your mom, just ignore this lady and her children.
newke3iu over 4 years ago
Oh, good grief! Is there some law somewhere that says you must find something Lynn Johnston has done wrong in every cartoon?