Rat, and get ready, we are hardly in the middle of the year. Elections, pandemic, economic crisis, unemployment and riots. This 2020 is the closest thing to the apocalypse.
One year ago, who could have imagined all of this happening in 2020, Rat is right, this year has been the absolute worst and I really hope it is rock bottom, so quoting Richard Pryor from a movie back in the day “the only way to go is up”.
A friend of mine died back in 2013. When I used to wish him a happy New Year, he always responded, “I sure hope so. The past one was crap.” He doesn’t know how much worse it is now.
Well, are we cancelling our November election and retaining Dictator For Life, or not? That would be like icing granny’s fruitcake with a steaming cow-pie.
Many states have a “Department of Corrections”, a polite euphemism for prisons and such. But of course they get lots of mail from citizens complaining about inaccuracies on their birth certificates or drivers licenses.
Bush v. Gore was the end of our democracy. Trump v. Clinton was Putin’s greatest achievement. “Justice” Kavanaugh is McConnell’s great gift to both. Black-uniformed, heavily-armed, jack-booted “SS men” assaulting and gassing peaceful citizens while escorting the new Fuehrer and his “yes-yes men” to pose before a church (!!!)where he says not a word, and displays a “sacred” book he scarcely recognizes ! Game over, folks !
I thought 2016 sucked when the company I worked for, abolished my department and laid off everyone in January, then Trump was elected President in November. 2017, 2018 and 2019 also sucked because I was underemployed and Trump was an idiot. Now it’s 2020, we’ve got a world pandemic, a economic depression, an election year and I’m still underemployed, and we have a President who is still an idiot, he’s also a certifiable bat-shit crazy maniac. Not only does 2020 suck, it sucks donkey d**ks big time and yet we still have another four months until Election Day and six months until the New Year.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
It’s too damaged to return.
DanielRyanMulligan over 4 years ago
Too soon to return
DennisinSeattle over 4 years ago
And not even halfway through.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 4 years ago
I would like to return back the past 34 years .
juncarlo over 4 years ago
Rat, and get ready, we are hardly in the middle of the year. Elections, pandemic, economic crisis, unemployment and riots. This 2020 is the closest thing to the apocalypse.
TampaFanatic1 over 4 years ago
One year ago, who could have imagined all of this happening in 2020, Rat is right, this year has been the absolute worst and I really hope it is rock bottom, so quoting Richard Pryor from a movie back in the day “the only way to go is up”.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
As long as we’re dreaming, there’s this one afternoon in July of 72…
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
Sounds like the prospect for the people get a refund for the salary and benefits paid to the dysfunctional Congress & WH?
CONGRESS – Stop paying off your special interest groups. How about if the PEOPLE were the special interest — Where’s the Beef?!!
wiatr over 4 years ago
A friend of mine died back in 2013. When I used to wish him a happy New Year, he always responded, “I sure hope so. The past one was crap.” He doesn’t know how much worse it is now.
enigmamz over 4 years ago
“Do you have your receipt, sir? Sorry, you can’t prove you bought that here without a receipt.”
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m in full agreement with rat! It sucks so bad it blows!!!
whahoppened over 4 years ago
I don’t think it could ever work to have people running on different calendars.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
This year just can’t get any worse. Oops, I think I jinxed it.
cdward over 4 years ago
It can always get worse — we are working at redeeming 2020, but it will take everyone getting out on November 3.
stringer831 over 4 years ago
Remember, it is literally The Year of the Rat.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Best of my knowledge clock only goes in one direction. Keep moving the ball forward ! … Croc Power !
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sorry, but due to the virus, returns are currently suspended.
Purple People Eater over 4 years ago
Maybe he’ll accept it back if you tell him it’s defective, because it doesn’t have the right number of days. Compare it to the last 3 years as proof.
e.groves over 4 years ago
It just got worse here in Tulsa. Don the Douche is coming to town next week.
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
I know exactly how you feel, Rat. I will never wish for a better year again. It’s bad luck.
ekw555 over 4 years ago
you only have 30 days to return it. and the first 30 days were “ok”.
iggyman over 4 years ago
No deposit, no return!
rshive over 4 years ago
Hey Rat, it’s half gone. Maybe if you tried about January 5 ….
gingerspike88 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Every generation thinks it’s music was the best – me 1964-84
FassEddie over 4 years ago
You can’t take nothing back to the MeguhMart!
wrytercat over 4 years ago
Cheer up – the worst is yet to come!
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Well, are we cancelling our November election and retaining Dictator For Life, or not? That would be like icing granny’s fruitcake with a steaming cow-pie.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Well in that case, many happy returns, Rat! Suck it up… :D
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago
And we’re only into June…..
InuYugiHakusho over 4 years ago
Don’t you think we would if we could?
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
I tried to return mine to Kohl’s but they said they wouldn’t take it since I didn’t get it off of Amazon to start with.
33Angel over 4 years ago
And it just KEEPS GOING!!!
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
I figured the warranty had run out. Maybe we can reinstall it?
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Take me back to the 60’s……
bob-droid12 over 4 years ago
Oh Rat, haven’t you seen the PS5 Reveal Event yet, there still hope yet. Oh wait, some of those games are coming out next year, never mind.
AndrewSihler over 4 years ago
Many states have a “Department of Corrections”, a polite euphemism for prisons and such. But of course they get lots of mail from citizens complaining about inaccuracies on their birth certificates or drivers licenses.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
2020
Written by Stephen King
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago
Oh, Rat! If only that were possible!!!
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
It’s that extra day I tell you. Everything has been thrown out of whack. That’s the theory that I’m sticking to.
TheWildSow over 4 years ago
This year’s defective – it has a virus.
Cornelius Noodleman over 4 years ago
I’d like to return my last report card.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
Bush v. Gore was the end of our democracy. Trump v. Clinton was Putin’s greatest achievement. “Justice” Kavanaugh is McConnell’s great gift to both. Black-uniformed, heavily-armed, jack-booted “SS men” assaulting and gassing peaceful citizens while escorting the new Fuehrer and his “yes-yes men” to pose before a church (!!!)where he says not a word, and displays a “sacred” book he scarcely recognizes ! Game over, folks !
Concretionist over 4 years ago
Sorry. We have a 90-day limit on returns.
Bicycle Dude over 4 years ago
I thought 2016 sucked when the company I worked for, abolished my department and laid off everyone in January, then Trump was elected President in November. 2017, 2018 and 2019 also sucked because I was underemployed and Trump was an idiot. Now it’s 2020, we’ve got a world pandemic, a economic depression, an election year and I’m still underemployed, and we have a President who is still an idiot, he’s also a certifiable bat-shit crazy maniac. Not only does 2020 suck, it sucks donkey d**ks big time and yet we still have another four months until Election Day and six months until the New Year.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Nice try, Rat. But we all know, we’re doomed to 2020!
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 4 years ago
Pastis lives on that fine line between realist and pessimist.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Should have tried back in March. although that was still past the 90 day period …
Ωmega about 4 years ago
worth a try.