Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 19, 2020

Is that the nephew of the cereal characters taking notes in the background? I can’t wait to read the book.

imagine, that’s the psychiatrist. But you knew that.

The Flintstones were supposed to be there for Fruity Pebbles, but Fred and Barney needed a Winston Break. (Yes, the Flintstones characters actually shilled cigarettes back in the day.)

Won’t you tell me where have all the good times gone. At least Frosted Flakes are still grrreat!

Cap’n Crunch developed a drinking problem and became Captain Morgan.

Lucky got deported to Mexico by Homeland security where he now runs a Cartel. The Silly Rabbit tests cosmetics. Sugar Bear became diabetic and is now an insulin junky. Sonny got a job finding guests for Dr Phil.

Oreos……….

Cap’n Crunch was never a capn because he had bone spurs? LOL, boy, this is hilarious…who do we all know who had bone spurs?

He reached the rank of Cap’n; that’s half way to high school graduate (Cap’n gown).

Nothing for the rabbit to feel guilty about. He never said those words, they were said to him in order to exclude him. The kids were just fine.

Quisp. Or Quake?

Ah, now I’m addicted to sugar.

Don’t refer to these characters as “fruit loops.”

The psychiatrist is researching for a book on cereal killers. b’dum tssshhhhh

just follow your nose