B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 12, 2020

“Hold on lady. We go for ride.”

Or maybe “The Man Who Would Be B.C.”

They had movies?! When I lived in the Stone Age we only had cave paintings!!

Were you time traveling. there were no movies in your day.

As long as there is no ominous or thrilling adventure music soundtrack playing in the background, you are good to cross.

Someone’s done a nice bit of work building that bridge, but those anchor points look a little dodgy.

I would also check to see what’s waiting for you at the bottom of that canyon.

(Shades of Temple of doom)

Awww , no cliff faceplant ,come on!

OK, but…who BUILT it?. Somebody had to be on it, at least once…

Get a woolly mammoth to cross over it 1st … just to test it.

In order to cross the Bridge of Death, you must answer the following question: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

It’s just as well. There is probably a dragon waiting on the other side like in Shrek.

“We’ll just take this one little baby step at a time! " ;)

Why does Wile E. Coyote keep coming into my mind?

“ That ain’t a bridge. That’s goddamned pre-Columbian art!” —Romancing the Stone

Do ya feel lucky?

I know what it says but, I do fear bridges like that! ;o}

What’s the worst that could happen?

This could also be used for stunt race competitions (like Wipeout and Holey Moley).

The Swinging Bridge,Croswell,Michigan ;)

Hey, they are perfectly safe. All you have to do is hang on to the hand rope and have a cyborg grip or, at least a whip.

This poor boy made it somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2 walking across the Royal Gorge bridge before turning around. The Golden Gate was a teensy bit better, but way too far. And I climbed trees, was a third floor ladder aluminum window installer, and climbed and walked the catwalk in The Shell at UW-Madison. Thank God colorblindness washed me out of piloting B52s in the mid-’60s, they were shot down a lot.

Watch out for the giant spiders at the bottom.

A bridge too far…

Lol!

Go first. It’s always the last one that winds up running and clinging for life.

Go ahead and get it over with. Often it is the second who has the bridge collapse when he is crossing.

He read the book version of the movie, first… the a-bridged version.

How about a log? King Kong nearby?

In the Flintstones I remember they used a dinosaur for a bridge, you drove across it’s back and long neck.

I’m a civil engineer. I’d love to post this on facebook and pinterest, but I’m worried about copyrights. Oh what the heck. It’ll give the writers some extra advertising.

they had movies?????