Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 30, 2020

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    Futabakun Premium Member over 4 years ago

    All he says is some nonsense phrase, like “U-lu-ru”…

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    There are ways she could ask that are more fraught with peril for him, especially if she had referenced particular geological features.

    Do these jeans make my butte look like…

    —Square Butte?

    —Bear Butte?

    —Elephant Butte?

    —Devils Tower?

    —Double Mountains?

    He definitely should not tell her it looks like Shinarump.

    And he might even win points if he refers to other specific buttes. He might say, “No, dear, it looks like Enchanted Mesa to me.”

    And, P.S., I learned during a visit to Devils Tower that it is indeed “Devils” and not “Devil’s” Tower.

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    She’s more like the Grand Tetons!!

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    Tigressy  over 4 years ago

    “No, they don’t (there’s no need to).”

    “I’m enjoying the view (of the landscape).”

    Jump. Just. Jump.

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    distortion  over 4 years ago

    Kim?

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Not if you live in Texas.

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    Pickled Pete  over 4 years ago

    How about “No more than usual”. . . Will that work I wonder?

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    He’s in a tough position. He likes big buttes, and he cannot lie…

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    StratmanRon  over 4 years ago

    “I like big buttes and I cannot lie”…

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    Perkycat  over 4 years ago

    That’s a small butte, compared to the rest of them.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    I wonder if those three hundred pound women wearing yoga pants ever ask that question?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    As perilous questions go, that’s a butte.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    That’s a beaut, eh?

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    “Honey, when you wear them, you’re absolutely butte-ifull.”

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No, not the jeans.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I think it’s the genes, not the jeans.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    ’They are only as large as your butt, dear.

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    mapguy  over 4 years ago

    Zip your lip or you’ll be in a mesa trouble.

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