All he says is some nonsense phrase, like “U-lu-ru”…
There are ways she could ask that are more fraught with peril for him, especially if she had referenced particular geological features.
Do these jeans make my butte look like…
—Square Butte?
—Bear Butte?
—Elephant Butte?
—Devils Tower?
—Double Mountains?
He definitely should not tell her it looks like Shinarump.
And he might even win points if he refers to other specific buttes. He might say, “No, dear, it looks like Enchanted Mesa to me.”
And, P.S., I learned during a visit to Devils Tower that it is indeed “Devils” and not “Devil’s” Tower.
She’s more like the Grand Tetons!!
“No, they don’t (there’s no need to).”
“I’m enjoying the view (of the landscape).”
Jump. Just. Jump.
Kim?
Not if you live in Texas.
How about “No more than usual”. . . Will that work I wonder?
He’s in a tough position. He likes big buttes, and he cannot lie…
“I like big buttes and I cannot lie”…
That’s a small butte, compared to the rest of them.
I wonder if those three hundred pound women wearing yoga pants ever ask that question?
As perilous questions go, that’s a butte.
That’s a beaut, eh?
“Honey, when you wear them, you’re absolutely butte-ifull.”
No, not the jeans.
I think it’s the genes, not the jeans.
’They are only as large as your butt, dear.
Zip your lip or you’ll be in a mesa trouble.
Futabakun Premium Member over 4 years ago
All he says is some nonsense phrase, like “U-lu-ru”…
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago
There are ways she could ask that are more fraught with peril for him, especially if she had referenced particular geological features.
Do these jeans make my butte look like…
—Square Butte?
—Bear Butte?
—Elephant Butte?
—Devils Tower?
—Double Mountains?
He definitely should not tell her it looks like Shinarump.
And he might even win points if he refers to other specific buttes. He might say, “No, dear, it looks like Enchanted Mesa to me.”
And, P.S., I learned during a visit to Devils Tower that it is indeed “Devils” and not “Devil’s” Tower.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
She’s more like the Grand Tetons!!
Tigressy over 4 years ago
“No, they don’t (there’s no need to).”
“I’m enjoying the view (of the landscape).”
Jump. Just. Jump.
distortion over 4 years ago
Kim?
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Not if you live in Texas.
Pickled Pete over 4 years ago
How about “No more than usual”. . . Will that work I wonder?
J Quest over 4 years ago
He’s in a tough position. He likes big buttes, and he cannot lie…
StratmanRon over 4 years ago
“I like big buttes and I cannot lie”…
Perkycat over 4 years ago
That’s a small butte, compared to the rest of them.
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
I wonder if those three hundred pound women wearing yoga pants ever ask that question?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
As perilous questions go, that’s a butte.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
That’s a beaut, eh?
gammaguy over 4 years ago
“Honey, when you wear them, you’re absolutely butte-ifull.”
MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago
No, not the jeans.
Ratkin Premium Member over 4 years ago
I think it’s the genes, not the jeans.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
’They are only as large as your butt, dear.
mapguy over 4 years ago
Zip your lip or you’ll be in a mesa trouble.