Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 26, 2020

Is that an appendix in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Some fashion trends can be a little hard to stomach…

Is that a woman ? . . . I can hardly tell.

inside out looks like the best way to be wearing that…

Going to an organ recital.

And the “organic” movement is born.

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes when I was about nine…

“Which side of a rabbit has the most fur on it”

Answer:

ǝsɹnoɔ ⅎo ʻǝpᴉsʇno ǝɥꓕ

I did say I was nine,

There’s also an old parody of Hiawatha… making mittens with the outside fur side inside…

but I think in these days of more cultural awareness…

it’s time to just… you know… let it go.

…and then like the backwards hat, and low slung pants, it became a hit with the young kids.

Looks like she’s wearing her lunch.

Is that lady gaga in her meat dress?

Coming soon to an AMC Cave: “Inside Out.”

I’ll bet she doesn’t have the guts to do that again.

Do you have any idea how many polyesters were killed to make my shirt?

Or, ‘skinside in’ – they weren’t sure yet how to market it.

She has a lot of gall

Literally, Loose Parts.

Yesterday at the clinic I put my mask, the kind with four loose ties, on in the darkened garage while walking fast to a late appointment. Everyone kept looking at me funny and offering me a new mask until someone finally told me I had it on sideways.

She’s just waiting for some smooth young man to steal her heart,

It isn’t inside out. It’s reversible.

Is that nauga hide?