Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 22, 2020

What does Henry get?

Henry’s making a profit out of wearing the modified shield of shame to keep him from picking at his surgical wound.

That will work as long as Henry doesn’t have any allergies, (particullary to “ladies” perfume).

Let’s just be honest. Why does the wizard need money anyway?

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Hey Wiz, make sure that the dragon gets his share.

Shame on you, Rod! Using Henry’s head to get ahead! :D

She might be more impressed that you have the huge bag of cash than the trophy.

Actually Rod, it’s Henry who earned most of it.

“It was nothing”…truer words were never spoken!

She finds it heroic to chop animals’ heads off? Well at least it was in battle, not like some “heroes” who are proud of themselves for killing rare and endangered species.

They used U.S. money in Medieval times?

Okay, I have to admit it. If I could, I would.

I knew it really wasn’t the Wiz’s dragon…he has to be in the strip…..lol

it’s hard to take him seriously when the dragon keeps making faces

So realistic! And there is still smoke coming out of the nostrils!

Annnd what’s Henry’s cut?

It is always useful to have a dragon!

May we presume that Rodney got lucky?

He has to buy his magic supplies.

“Droofus the Dragon loses his head” by Bill Peet. Fantastic kids book

Never mess with dragon’s…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cY5PHE4x_g

Had me worried there for a moment.