Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 27, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    Half starved cats might work! But hunting down the King might get the Lady to retire early and put the babes on some sort of indigestion meds for their tummies! (Smirk!)

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    There are lots of fun ways to kill rats. We used to have rat killings in Grandpa Huie’s corn crib.

    (It’s a wonder none of us ever killed one of us.)

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    … political RATS are only afraid of the Unions and special interest withholding their financial support.

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    juncarlo  over 4 years ago

    I thought that in Id everyone was so poor that they didn’t even have rats.

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    Marblemouth  over 4 years ago

    She is not at all pied. She should have changed her clothes for the interview.

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    JoanHelen  over 4 years ago

    I have seen rats that are the same size as cats. I have also seen two of those large rats fighting. They are ferocious fighters and fight to kill.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Cats are obligate carnivores that may try to eat anything smaller in size than themselves. The fink should be more careful now.

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    What does the “pied” part of the name mean?

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    Yes, it does, Rodney…starting with the one sitting on the throne!

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    hariseldon59  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the Geico commercial about the couple with a Ratt problem (Cut to Ratt performing ‘Rond and Round’).

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    Snolep  over 4 years ago

    Lure them away with pizza.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That won’t work. Just having a lot of cats that stay around humans isn’t going to rid Id of rats. These cats are too lazy; they expect food at the hands of the humans. What you need are some black snakes and a few rat terriers. Cats will still be lounging about waiting for their next meal while the rat terrier will be out hunting down the rat.

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    jango  over 4 years ago

    Replace "pied"with “pie-eyed”. Adds a new dimension.

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    cocavan11  over 4 years ago

    “Pied” means “multicolored,” “parti-colored.” David’s coat of many colors was pied. The cat lady is about as far from “pied” as one can get. She is dull, drab, and utterly unattractive or eye-catching.

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    Airbender  over 4 years ago

    Those cats look like offspring of Bloom County’s “Bill the Cat”.

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    WestofthePecan Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Is that her hair or a bunch of scared rats sitting on her head to escape the cats at her feet?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Meow meow meow

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    So she’ll play the flute and cats dance while eating mice?

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    Buckeye67  over 4 years ago

    Rodney could have lost his head for a remark like that.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Id also has a terrible Fink problem, but who cares? :D

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Seems to be one of those in most cities…great idea!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Her cats are pied. She’s just pie-eyed.

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