Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 26, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    Sometimes… ya gotta love an Evil Dark Wizard! (Smirk!)

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Fink didn’t say when:

    All of YOUR personal taxes will be lowered in the year MMMMCMXCIX

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    Wilde Bill  over 4 years ago

    Rodney: Now make him cluck like a chicken.

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    finkd  over 4 years ago

    Well, the king IS the right size to be a ventriloquist’s dummy.

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    It’s said that under hypnosis you won’t do anything that you wouldn’t normally do. Wiz’ ventriloquism must be powerful indeed.

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    pathfinder  over 4 years ago

    We need the wiz in D.C. Lots of work to do in Congress and the WH.

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    nice job, Wiz!

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    What I mean is, you’ll be paying the same or more, but I’ll keep the loot in the subbasement rather than the upper basement. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Maybe, instead of a lower tax someday, a refund today would be cool. I mean they know how much they took last year, and years past, just crunch the numbers and give it back. Please.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Don’t worry Fink, your press secretary will explain to everyone that you were just making a joke.

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    redback  over 4 years ago

    imperio!.. wait, I thought that was forbidden

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Whatever you did there, Wiz, the Fink is now speechless!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Things never spoken by the governor of Illinois

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    comixbomix  over 4 years ago

    Great! You’ll be able to use it to commute your sentence.

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    fix-n-fly  over 4 years ago

    Wizard – you could be spending time in the dungeon if the king catches on to your spell…

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    I know some congressmen that could use this trick

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    lordhoff  over 4 years ago

    They need to use that for Biden to better hide his dementia.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    ….And When the fink realizes…….it’s the rack for the Wiz!

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    the daily comic reader   7 months ago

    so true! and funny1

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    the daily comic reader   7 months ago

    I meant “so true! and funny!”

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    the daily comic reader   7 months ago

    there we go

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