Had a girlfriend who got so mean when she hadn’t eaten, that I and her kids threatened to make a In Case of Hunger Break Glass box with a sandwich in it.
If your house was on fire and you could only take one thing out, what would you take? The fire of course. (Not original to me but I can’t remember the source)
Beside the elevator at work there was a “Break Glass in Case of Fire” box with a little hammer connected to it with a small chain. It didn’t take long for some SOB to steal the hammer.
On one of the Mad magazine thick specials, the bonus section had stamps. One of them said “In case of fire break glass. Not now stupid, in case of fire”. The joke I’m sure of, the context of the Mad item I may have gotten wrong.
Argythree over 4 years ago
Love it!
Gent over 4 years ago
Don’t try this at home, folks.
Lady loves a joke over 4 years ago
Firehouse Subs AND Pizza?
over 4 years ago
Today’s strip is on fire!
rshive over 4 years ago
Those unclear instructions will get you every time.
Imagine over 4 years ago
I always wondered how that worked.
Margherita Premium Member over 4 years ago
Horace, you are my hero. Please, invite me for Pizza! :-)
pheets over 4 years ago
Well… yeah..
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Next time use the oven, Horace….you would have scorched it anyways…
i_am_the_jam over 4 years ago
Recycling strips, Samson? https://www.gocomics.com/darksideofthehorse/2016/02/07
P51Strega over 4 years ago
Masterpiece! Three good laughs from one strip. Thank you Samson!
J Short over 4 years ago
Had a girlfriend who got so mean when she hadn’t eaten, that I and her kids threatened to make a In Case of Hunger Break Glass box with a sandwich in it.
gammaguy over 4 years ago
I don’t understand panels 3 and 4. That fire wasn’t in a case, and neither was the glass he broke.
InTraining Premium Member over 4 years ago
With his quick thinking, he narrowly avoided starting a horse fire…!
scyphi26 over 4 years ago
So, I wonder…where does the fire go after it’s exited?
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 4 years ago
If your house was on fire and you could only take one thing out, what would you take? The fire of course. (Not original to me but I can’t remember the source)
stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago
clever comic
kartis over 4 years ago
He fired on the target. It took me a moment.
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
OMD! I’m dyin!
rpmurray over 4 years ago
Beside the elevator at work there was a “Break Glass in Case of Fire” box with a little hammer connected to it with a small chain. It didn’t take long for some SOB to steal the hammer.
Perkycat over 4 years ago
When breaking the glass doesn’t work……..
syzygy47 over 4 years ago
On one of the Mad magazine thick specials, the bonus section had stamps. One of them said “In case of fire break glass. Not now stupid, in case of fire”. The joke I’m sure of, the context of the Mad item I may have gotten wrong.
j.l.farmer over 4 years ago
now that is taking the statement FIRE EXIT literally.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Moronic humor, sometimes its very absurdity is funny.
BC in NC Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well done!
tinstar over 4 years ago
When was the last time anyone remembers seeing the little hammer, that goes to the fire extinguisher door?