Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 29, 2020

As someone who continues to buy custom-made stuffed animals for herself despite being, or so I’m told, “an adult”…GO WOMAN! My glow-in-the-dark fox and I are on your side!

Is she needing an infant to hold?

Come on Eileen . . .

Dang. All those yesterday’s Yoda jokes, for today I should’ve spared.

New meme :

" Because baby aliens "

- Georgia Tsoukalos.

It kinda looks like a cross between a baby Yoda and a Mogwai. :)

Yet another strip which I am certain is in no way connected with real life and is completely the product of the author’s imagination. (I mean, who would put a hat on The Child?)

I know I said before that I prefer stuffed animals to baby dolls, but…uh, I’ve never seen Gremlins, but I’m still getting a mogwai vibe here…

wait a minute now, Man. You seem like a terrific guy, BUT do you share all of the toys that you buy “for the children”? hmmm

I think the Woman is wishing for another baby. One toy for two children is only going to make conflict. Unless it is like in Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016) where twins are fighting over one toy and the solution is to rip the toy in half!

Oh, lor’, it’s infiltrated here too…

Baby Yoda, Introducing to BCN!

Angry, the girl looks.

I’m waiting for Robin’s comment.

I love the look on the girl’s face as the boy cuddles baby creature! And the man when he says “ you’ve got to share” ! When the woman is cuddling baby creature…. Forget buying two, she obviously should have bought four!

The disembodied hand coming down in the second panel to pick up baby creature alien is a very nice touch.

You knew this was coming when Disney bought Lucasfilm. Just like you could have anticipated Baby Groot when they bought Marvel.

Baby Homer Simpson can’t be far behind.

I’d rather have a Baby Elvis cocoon like the one we saw yesterday.

Looks like Gizmo from the classic “Gremlins”!

I love Burt’s snarky addition of quotation marks to today’s chyron.

Am I the only person in the world who has no interest in Baby Yoda? I just don’t see the hype.

Too ra loo ra loo ra is my favorite Irish (sorry, I mean space age) lullaby.

This is how the aliens conquer us… not with death rays, but insidiousl cuteness.

Actually, aliens will not be green, they’ll look like small wooly dogs. Ever notice how many small wooly dogs there are? Ever notice that there are more and more of them with each passing decade?

Just wait a bit – sooner or later, it will become a cat toy.

BABY YODA!!!!

The girl does not look impressed with the new stuffed toy.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

In the Royal Kitchen

Beatrixia: How’s everything going for the wedding reception, Thomosis?

Thomisis: Oh, fine, I’ve got everything together for the Kibble Pies, I’ll be making oatmeal cookies.

Beatrixia: Sounds like it’s all coming together. What are you making for the cake?

Thomosis: Well, that’s where I’m still trying to decide. What do you suggest?

Beatrixia: How about a carrot cake? I got the Rabbit family’s recipe.

Thomosis: And how are our little friends Bunny and Bennie?

Beatrixia: Oh, just like all brothers and sisters. She are Bunny, and he says she is Baby. Then they’re inseparable.

Thomosis: Sounds like a plan. And maybe a Thank You for Being a Friend Cheesecake.

Yesterday was a bit busy, and today I went back to hospital, where I was attacked with needles and knives again. This time they stole my gall bladder. They have divided it into three parts, and no doubt will use it for nameless midnight rituals. I’ll be discharged tomorrow, like France in the 60s, de-galled.

The only stuffed thing around here is Petey’s dog that he stole from the pile of Christmas gifts that I had on the upstairs bed for my grandchildren. I bought a ‘bed dog’ that lays flat, sorta, for Sarah’s college dorm room and Petey got on the bed and took over the dog. I still have it and can still see him kneading that dog for all it’s worth.

That show, The Mandalorian is an incredible success for Disney and Disney Channel. If you have the opportunity to watch the first season, I highly recommend it.

Also, at our local library they have a Baby Yoda doll by the book return and I listen to people give ‘oohs, aahs’ towards the doll while they return their books.

Okay, you gave me my chuckle for the day, going back to stone face.

Think of your family, ma’am

Please let them hold him and

Put a little share in your heart

You need to share, don’t wait

Oh, please don’t make ’em irate

Put a little share in your heart

And your home will be a better place

And your home will be a better place

For you and fam’ly

You just wait and see

Another day goes by

Still the children cry

Put a little share in your heart

If you want them to know

We won’t let hogging grow

Next time just put four in your cart

Songwriters: Jackie De Shannon / Jimmy Holiday / Randy Myers

Put a Little Love in Your Heart – Jackie DeShannon

Yoda think about sharing the wealth, woman!

Must be a generic alien baby. Pretty sure you would need permission and a lot of cash to publish Baby Yoda. Girls motherly instinct seems to be questioning the viablity of this one

Space Kitten Returns!

The baby alien doll is bonding with The Woman. Look how it gazes lovingly towards her in the last panel.

Baby Yoda’s lullaby was the bane of a family friend’s existence when it came out while she was in junior high school. “Hey, Eileen, you’ve got something on your shirt!”

I have stuffed animals of many different sizes as well as I collect ball jointed dolls. I will be 63 soon and I will never be to old for them.

wait a minute…. is that, BABY YODA!?!

My coworker got me a toy stuffed squirrel for Christmas. Not because of my nickname, but due to all the distractions that come in through the day with everyone wanting me to solve their issues. After about the 4th time trying to remember what I was initially doing, I had got in the habit of yelling SQUIRREL! We sit it in various locations to see if customers notice. I got a sign to go with it last week that says "I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels, and they are Everywhere!

Good morning everyone, sings baby Yoda song

Many years ago my sister bought mom an Ewok. Mom didn’t share. :D

OT: I really didn’t sign up to be the only sane one in my gang… (TW: mental illness)

Almost all of my childhood stuffed animals were destroyed when my mom’s basement flooded. But I have a pile of beanie babies, most inherited from her (most of the ones I bought came from McDonalds). And still have a small Pound Puppy that someone gave me for Christmas years ago. It was adopted as a cuddle buddy by Blackie Jane and I’ve kept it in her memory.

Is it an Irish alien doll?

Love that song. My daddy used to sing it to my kids when they were babies. Now I’m the one who give the world is he could sing this song to me today.

Today is International Mud Day. Indeed, mud is very international, no place is home without it … and of course, the pigs are celebrating. So should we—we may owe our existence, and all life on earth, to mud.

Most people take mud for granite, and while it’s true that some mud started out as granite, a lot of it “started out” as any rock you’d care to name. Why “started out” in quotes? Because none of the mud we have today is original mud. It is all recycled mud—the earth recycles everything, eventually. This is called the Geologic Cycle, and it is complex. I was going to post a link to a diagram, but everything I found was either oversimplified, eye-candy, or oversimplified eye-candy. So don’t waste time looking. Sigh.

We think that because granitic rocks are lighter than basaltic rocks, they floated (in a semi-molten state) on top of the basaltic rocks before the earth’s crust solidified, and probably solidified first, forming the core rocks of the continents (sometimes called shield rocks, as in Canadian Shield.) If so, then “original” mud was, indeed, derived from granitic rocks. Yet even such mud is astonishingly complex. Mud is composed of clay minerals, which is a bit of a misnomer, as “clay” refers to particle size, rather than composition. However, there is a suite of minerals that are only found as weathering products: formed by the chemical breakdown of a parent mineral. (Weathering is the general term for the physical and chemical breakdown of rocks, but that is another topic altogether.) These clay minerals often have a plate-like structure and hexagonal symmetry. As anyone who uses cat litter knows, they can be quite absorbent. But what you may not know is that some have the ability to trap certain chemical compounds between their layers. What does this have to do with life as we know it?

Baby Yoda. The character who made the entire franchise and its toy makers cry with joy.

ICYMI: All the real-life cats the Nana mentioned yesterday, on Georgia’s Instagram!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CB_bqNFJyfM/

The woman is singing a version of “Too ra loo ra loo ral – that’s an Irish lullabye” not Dexys Midnight Runners “Come on Eileen” with a few “too-ra-loo-ra-too-ra-loo-rye-ays” thrown in the chorus.

OT: My stories.

We could see this coming. https://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2020/01/19.

Disney’s latest cash cow is Baby Yoda?

Can’t say I blame the Woman.

I love my “baby alien” doll, too!

OT: Spreadsheets

If it’s a space age lullabye, shouldn’t she slightly change the words?

Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne / They went to sea in a bottle by Klein. / Since the sea was entirely inside the hull / The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.—Frederick Winsor and Marian Parry: “The Space Child’s Mother Goose”, 1956

OMC…. That is so cute!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have a few plushies as well. Trespass at your own risk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5SshtNcFos

My youngest had a birthday a few weeks back. I told all of our friends that he didn’t need presents. Then one of said friends posted a picture of a baby yoda doll on facebook with the caption “thinking about getting this for baby x’s birthday.” So naturally I was forced to comment “I CHANGED MY MIND, HE NEEDS A PRESENT!!”

That is adorable!

I’m 99% sure the lullaby is sung by Bing Crosby in the movie Going My Way.

And thus, BabyYodaMania invades BCN.

Heck I don’t have kids and I have a massive collection of Star Wars stuff! I love it when I go to Toys R Us and get things and they ask if I need a gift receipt. I whisper “no, it’s all for me…”.

Star Wars has come so far.

That’s not a positive observation.

Grogu!

put me to sleep by singing softly.