Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 28, 2020

It always look that big while you’re waiting for the shot!!!

Now you’ll have to treat his heart attack first!

One more thing to not joke about at work. When I was a supervisor I learned quickly you don’t make jokes about a person’s paycheck or their job status. My manager did just that to me recently, joking that I was fired…then coincidentally 30 seconds later all my Work From Home tools went down. I went to the office, got logged in just fine, turns out there was an outage. Had me going for about 15 minutes.

The humour in the small town of Bendover, Nebraska…

If the needle goes all the way through you does it do any good?

You had to be a big shot!

Reminds Me of when My Wife was a victim of an Armed Robbery while working at the KFC years back. The Police asked Her what kind of Gun the Guy had, Kitten told them She didn’t know ,But, the end of the Barrel Looked Like a CANNON !!!!!, That was All She could remember. :-}

“Actually, Doctor, this is YOUR Covid Vaccine shot.” (It’s a 12 shot series)

She makes a good anesthesiologist, she doesn’t have to give the anything to knock them out.

He hasn’t much of a sense of humor, if they can’t needle him, at least, a little.

That is so funny to me because my brother is a Nurse Wilson and has quite a sick sense of humor. I can see him pulling a prank like this.

When she was in the Air Force, my wife ran the immunization station on the Mobility Line. She kept a giant joke syringe handy for the pilots who dodged their annual shots. Then she’d pull out the fistful of syringes for the actual shots. I think they’d have preferred the “coffee can”.

She’s just trying to inject a little humor into the situation…