Pickles by Brian Crane for July 22, 2020

What were Opal’s glasses even doing on a chair where the nitwit would obliviously sit thereon?

Earl’s not real good about being the strong silent type is he?

Earl must have a guilty conscience!

Excusatio non petita, accusatio manifesta. :-D

injured arm, broken glasses…Opal hasn’t had the best of luck in the last couple of weeks!

Nitwit? Here, here!!!

She’s right! SHE sat on them!

My glasses have been broken so many times in so many ways.

Earl’s new middle name !

He thought he would beat her calling him a nitwit…

!! WERE IS THE PUPPY ?? THE Roscoe

My boyfriend absolutely refused to admit he stepped on and broken my favorite pair of glasses. RIP cute Gucci frames.

How did the glasses get put in an area where someone could sit on them. I see everyone asking this question. Remember, they have a cat. one good smack off the end table and BOOM! the glasses are on the chair.

Nitwit? I resent that; now, half-wit…

I guess that solves that mystery. Opal should have known from the start who sat on her glasses.

Rosco did it.

FUNNY!!

The first nitwit left them where they could be sat on..

Allvays LOOK before thou sitteth!

If you sit on a pair of glasses, will it make your butt look fat? ☺

When your list of nitwits is so limited, certainty is approached.

A friend once set his glasses on a ladder that I was climbing.

The guilty has spoken.

Maybe the other nitwit

Resident nitwit? That is why you should have your own chairs and never sit in the other one.

At least Earl didn’t really make a spectacle of himself.