Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 22, 2020

Sarcasm is easy. It’s one of the first things kids learn to do. But cleaning the garage can be fun and profitable if you play it right. “I’ll sweep out around the freezer if you can move it for me” is always a fun game (freezers weigh 100 lb or so PLUS what’s in them). And no telling what might be back there either.

Karma!

She’s been hoist with her own petard! Another great growing-up lesson. Keep your petards away from people who can hoist you with them!

“I really can’t recommend either.”

Does Frazz speak from personal experience?

Too hot to clean garages and sheds in the summer months.

I wonder why she changed her clothes. She’s been wearing a sleeveless red top, maroon shorts, and sandals.

Safety first Jef… Where are Frazz’s safety goggles?

Kid’s learned that parents will take you literally when you least expect it. So be careful what you wish for

Safety glasses, Frazz.

Oh, the boundless pleasures of taking a staycation.

Open mouth, insert foot.

Recommend? I highly endorse both!

My idea of an active vacation is getting up at 10:15 instead of 10:30.

The problem with sarcasm is that people are so good at it.

Her parents saved a bundle and can sell what comes out of the cleaning. Also, with Covid-19 raging around, traveling isn’t that smart.