Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 23, 2011
Transcript:
Ernesto: Ah, Peter! I hear you're going out for soccer. Evidently you're unaware of the sport of psycher. Petey: Huh? Ernesto: Psycher (the P is silent). We play it at every meeting of the Future Adults of America. The object is to crush your opponent by every means necessary! We use intimidation, sarcasm, deceit, taunts and insulting limericks. You really should give it a try! Petey: Um. Ernesto: There's some kind of rubber ball involved too, but I don't remember why. Petey: Bye, Ernesto!
margueritem over 13 years ago
BYE Ernesto!
LFate over 13 years ago
Run Petey run.
Catfeet Premium Member over 13 years ago
Sounds like a meeting of the Young Trilateralist Commission!
JoanHelen over 13 years ago
Have any of you seen the link on the Calvin and Hobbes strip? A new painting done by Bill Watterson of Petey. Very interesting.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
AM Talk Show Host or Dodge Ball?
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
Soccer Sucks…
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Psych soulds a lot more entertaining than soccer (Snore!)
Bittermelon of Truth over 13 years ago
@JoanHelen I just did. Very interesting that Petey has a big nose and buckteeth. Thanks Bill! More art now!!
cdward over 13 years ago
Suddenly, soccer sounds much better.
Hillbilly, and Grog, I guess that’s why they make different sports. And since soccer is the fastest growing sport in the world - and in the US - I guess there are a few folks who might disagree with you.
Of course, you could watch baseball which has the advantage of never requiring you to actually pay attention. The only sport more boring to watch is golf. Oh yeah, and now they put poker on sports channels. Please - soccer games score as high as many baseball games (I’ve seen plenty 1-0 baseball games), and if you’ve ever actually played both, you’d know that soccer requires more skill and athleticism.
Mac6622 Premium Member over 13 years ago
cdward-please explain to me how any aspect of soccer is as difficult as hitting a pitched baseball.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
All this “My sport is better than your sport” idiocy is what’s really boring.
If you don’t like a sport, don’t watch it and don’t play it. Complaining that it’s “worse” than what you like is not going to change the minds of the millions of people who DO like it; it just makes you look closed-minded and provincial.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
I opened my mind to it once, Fritzoind and then closed it and padlocked after playing and watching a few.
And yes I will prefer to watch baseball, cdward. I enjoy a pitching due & prefect games as much as a slug fest.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
I read comics I like: I watch sports I like: I read books I like…
If you like something I don’t…
What Me Worry!radekpsk over 13 years ago
A soccer field is just too large, it takes eons for something interesting to happen. I’ve never watched baseball, but I think volleyball is the most exciting and eventful sport to watch.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Suddenly soccer holds a newfound appeal to Petey!!
nathlar over 13 years ago
Future Adults of America?
Is this a little swipe at the FAA?
pumaman over 13 years ago
All of you who don’t appriciate that tiddly winks is the best and hardest sport of all are a bunch of jealous losers!
Ermine Notyours over 13 years ago
“The object is to crush your opponent by every means necessary.”
So THATS where the commenters on Non Sequitur come from.
WaitingMan over 13 years ago
This is an off week for the offensive juggernaut that is Philadelphia Union. Soccer Rules!
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Then you try it, Richard S. Russell! See if you can even make the Mendoza line. And no that wasn’t 1 in 4 - he has lucky to hit 1 in 5. May all the pitches thrown to you be curves, knuckleballs & sinking fast balls that just have the bottom drop out of them when they get to the plate.
zsteelie Premium Member over 13 years ago
Psycher sounds like Easter brunch at our house!
pbarnrob over 13 years ago
I’ll watch a little beach volleyball, for the cuties and because we used to play after work some Fridays in Newport Beach (Orange Street has some amazing sand; dive on it and it’s fluffy!)
I played a year or so in Little League, but pro baseball is a lot like watching paint dry. I’ll watch a couple minutes of highlights.
I don’t watch porn; it just reminds me of awkward moments.
TopazSkies over 13 years ago
I think Petey should play Rock Paper Scissors.
lin4869 over 13 years ago
I enjoy watching my favorite teams–whatever they’re playing. Just watched Cincinnati Reds win in St. Louis. :-D
vldazzle over 13 years ago
Spectator sports have never been for me (once was required to attend a HS support meet of “our team”. I only like running and swimming that I’ve done on my own. As a septigenarian, I just like doing my own thing -even swimming bare- feels good!!
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Exit, stage left……………………………………..
DougDean over 13 years ago
Actually, that should be right up Peter’s alley
ursonate over 13 years ago
sometimes i get the feeling that ernesto is petey’s alter ego