Goat should respond by saying that tomorrow is the second day of the rest of your life, and that the day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life, and so on.
Keep in mind, this half day is the first half day of the rest of your life. This quarter day is the first quarter of the rest of your life. This hour is the first our of the rest o your life. This minute is the first minute of the rest of your life. This second is the first second of the rest of your life. This millisecond is the first millisecond of the rest of your life. This microsecond is the first microsecond of the rest of your life. This nanosecond is the first nanosecond of the rest of your life. My unit converter refuses to go lower than nanosecond so I’m not sure if picosecond is the next smallest unit of time. But have I ruined the inspirational saying enough yet?
I used to think that Pig was the optimist in the strip. Some recent cartoons have made me think he’s changed, not for the better. This strip is just clouding the issue for me.
Pig is being too logical by half today. Maybe tomorrow he’ll be too logical completely! Time travel dizzies the mind, especially if it is feeble to start with!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 4 years ago
Tomorrow never knows .
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
And then one day, the first day of the rest of your life is the last day.
BasilBruce over 4 years ago
It’s only a day away…
KenTheCoffinDweller over 4 years ago
And he still will not have returned the borrowed shovel.
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
Hey! I’ve been putting things off until tomorrow my whole life.
baddawg1989 over 4 years ago
I’ll procrastinate tomorrow! :-D
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
Pig. You’ve accomplished a great deal that only a pig could do — tending your pork belly and curing the bacon.
Sanspareil over 4 years ago
Pig found the ultimate use of procrastination, put off the day of his demise forever! Pig the Immortal!
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
Well, Pig, there is one thing you can’t put off forever.
hariseldon59 over 4 years ago
Carpe diem.
blunebottle over 4 years ago
Pig! You are my muse!
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
tomorrow is the first day to put off the rest of your life…?
gbars70 over 4 years ago
Pig always seems to find a way to distort Goat’s best impulses.
iggyman over 4 years ago
Pig always has a different perspective on things!
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Yes Pig keep taking your Debbie Downer pills ! … Croc Power !
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
I don’t know, what does Shakespeare have to say?
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Pigs is an inspiration for procrastinators everywhere!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Pig procrastinates, makes endless To-do-lists and he’s still insecure…
dadoctah over 4 years ago
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
mudak326 over 4 years ago
Goat should respond by saying that tomorrow is the second day of the rest of your life, and that the day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life, and so on.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 4 years ago
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until day after tomorrow just as well. I think Mark Twain said that.
zerotvus over 4 years ago
there’s always tomorrow…until there isn’t.
Whatcouldgowrong over 4 years ago
Today is also the last day of your life . . . . so far.
uniquename over 4 years ago
Good job Pig! You were in real danger of trying to accomplish something there.
katzenbooks45 over 4 years ago
Never put off til tomorrow what you can put off til next week.
Slowly, he turned... over 4 years ago
Yesterday’s tomorrow is today’s deadline…
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
I know how you feel, Pig. I figured I’d be done with college by now if it wasn’t for my poor rescuing making.
Golf Buddy over 4 years ago
Today is my last day of being a certain age. Tomorrow I will be one year older. There’s no putting it off, so I will just celebrate!
Nubmaeme over 4 years ago
Pig’s biggest accomplishment will be when he becomes bacon, ham and pork chops!
dfrost1 over 4 years ago
That was great.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied over 4 years ago
“So do not worry about tomorrow; for tomorrow will care for itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34
Mrs. Peabody over 4 years ago
A local business has the following “inspirational saying” on their sign:
~ Today is the best day of the rest of your life. ~
Somehow I feel like they may have misunderstood something …
Purple People Eater over 4 years ago
Today is yesterday’s tomorrow, so tomorrow is already here.
GreenIrishEyes over 4 years ago
My personal philosophy has always been, “Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow”.
Cozmik Cowboy over 4 years ago
Am I the only one saddened by the way a wonderful, deep, pithy quote from Beat poet Gregory Corso has been subsumed by the Hallmark “culture”?
Spacetech over 4 years ago
What is your inspiration for living?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Hilbert’s Hotel
knight1192a over 4 years ago
Keep in mind, this half day is the first half day of the rest of your life. This quarter day is the first quarter of the rest of your life. This hour is the first our of the rest o your life. This minute is the first minute of the rest of your life. This second is the first second of the rest of your life. This millisecond is the first millisecond of the rest of your life. This microsecond is the first microsecond of the rest of your life. This nanosecond is the first nanosecond of the rest of your life. My unit converter refuses to go lower than nanosecond so I’m not sure if picosecond is the next smallest unit of time. But have I ruined the inspirational saying enough yet?
Sue G over 4 years ago
I was going to stop procrastinating today, but Goat has inspired me. So I’ll do it tomorrow.
Gigi04 over 4 years ago
I love ya, tomorrow…
jdbligh over 4 years ago
Pig ain’t as dumb as he seems.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 4 years ago
I used to think that Pig was the optimist in the strip. Some recent cartoons have made me think he’s changed, not for the better. This strip is just clouding the issue for me.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Pig is being too logical by half today. Maybe tomorrow he’ll be too logical completely! Time travel dizzies the mind, especially if it is feeble to start with!
verticallychallenged Premium Member over 4 years ago
Never put off until tomorrow what you can always put off until the day after tomorrow.