Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 12, 2020

And so it started…

oh, sure… blame the dog for being itself

And your sweet baboo will never love you.

I didn’t know you could fail Show and Tell.

nice attempt at trying to comfort her, Snoopy…

The fact that you won’t likely be going to one of Academia’s elitist indoctrination centers is probably a good thing!

Sure, Sally, Snoopy is the reason you’ll get bad grades. Not because of your own general shortcomings.

Only a poor child would blame the object she was showing off. A good artist would not blame his paints.

So, she brings in an anthropomorphic bipedal dog, who has an overactive imagination, and can both dance and play baseball…and the teacher is somehow NOT impressed?

Snoopy has such good responses to criticism.

You dog, Snoopy.

I didn’t even know show and tell was something mandatory and graded.

She was a snowflake!

Snoopy has the answer for everything — a kiss.

Hey, I isn’t Snoopy’s fault you do put your full potential into your school work.

This would be a lot funnier if Sally’s attitude didn’t actually appear in some students. We’re in the beginning of the year, but if they’re not 10 furlongs ahead of the pack by the time they reach the first turn, their lives are toast.

Why should she fail? She showed and told.

And what college would Sally ever make it into? I hope her daddy can donate a new building to it, or a new gym. That would help her chances of being accepted.

Well intentioned kisses “can” solve a lot of problems. However, in today’s world, they can create a whole lot more……

How does one fail show and tell?

Sometimes when I get an A- it ruins my day. ;)

a bit of hyperbolic extrapolation, i’d say

Why would she have failed “Show and tell”???

since when did they grade for show and tell???

At least Snoopy is sorry.

There’s a storyline from 1980s where Snoopy was in a report for Sally and it went much better than this.

how do you fail show and tell so long as you bring something in?

I wouldn’t worry about show and tell making you get bad grades, you were already on the way there.

Don’t remember ever being graded on show and tell. In fact I don’t remember show and tell being a mandatory part of class.

The sweet kiss from the beagle is a lucky charm. Take heart, you will do well in school and get into college when you grow up.

Unstupid beagle