B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 06, 2020

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    eromlig  over 4 years ago

    Get outta the way all of you — here comes that break-neck maniac sloth!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    We all need at least one happy memory to carry through life. He finally found his!!

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    Evolution slowly turned him into a Tank?!? (Smirk!)

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    Trilobyte Premium Member over 4 years ago

    They both have mobile homes, but just one of them is a trailer (referring to the first three frames only).

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 4 years ago

    “Just call me ‘Leadfoot’.”

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    dcdete.  over 4 years ago

    If it will make you feel better, snail, take a look at Buddy’s friend in the fourth panel. His feet on the left side are pointed in the opposite direction as his right side. If you want to race him, when he will want to take a walk his left side will want to walk left and his right side will want to walk right. In other words he aint going anywhere off that spot!

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Words a turtle never thought he would hear!

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    Like when someone calls me “miss.”

    A turtle goes into a police station and says “I was mugged by three snails.” The cop says “can you identify them?” and the turtle says “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

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    Flynn White Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The snail struggling to keep up was behaving sluggishly

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    flagmichael  over 4 years ago

    Declining numbers at an even rate / on the count of one we both accelerate….

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    See! I told you faster is better….

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    That ought to teach him, the slime!

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    Flynn White Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Stop if you’ve heard this one: a turtle was out for a walk when 2 snails jumped out from a bush, beat him up and robbed him. When police arrived they asked the turtle what happened. He said: “I’m not sure, it all happened so fast…”

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Peeling out? Or molting?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sometimes seeing ourselves a bit differently in refreshing. Sometimes not. I still remember the first time someone called me “sir” just because I was older than him. Still not comfortable with it.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I won’t lie; I was feeling good about getting cat-calls from a couple of nice looking young women when I borrowed my bosse’s sports car! When I turned around and looked, they said, “Not you, the car!

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    ChessPirate  over 4 years ago

    One of my favorite jokes is:

    Two snails are on the back of a turtle. One says to the other “Get ready for the ride of your life!” ☺

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    Take a walk with a turtle, and behold the world in slow motion. Take a walk with a snail, and behold the world on pause.

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