Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 14, 2020

ew…..

Don’t get suckered into anything, Brewster.

Also known as paralegals.

Yeah, but they’re friendly. Friendship is contagious.

Oh no, the heartbreak of Remoras.

Apparently.

Lampreys R us!

There’s a sucker born every day.

Also known as lawyers.

No use telling them. They’re remoraseless.

Guess it’s too late to mask up!

I don’t think so, .. thinking of the skittle pox commercial.

They’re not contagious, but they are fickle.

They must think brewster’s a shark

They’re superficial …

No, just more prolific than Tribbles.

So kind of like Skittles-pox.

Keep hanging around there, Brewster, and you’ll grow-more-a remoras…

Symbiotic? What benefit does the shark get from having a remora attached?

This could become remora less of a problem.

They’re good for you. After a while you’ll become quite attached to them.

The remora will keep Brewster’s uniform clean and reduce his dry cleaning expenses.

In Illinois, we call them politicians. They attach themselves to anyone who has an income and suck them dry.

Sucks to be them.

Brewster’s teeth will be much cleaner now.

They’re not like leeches, are they?

Does Brewster spill enough of his lunch & dinner on his shirt to keep the Remoras alive?

You should see them swim away when the orcas arrive for lunch.