Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 31, 2020

Better have a back up plan in case the kid doesn’t toss his cookies. Seeing her in a bathing suit should do the trick however.

That’s just not right.

HE needs to put on HER bathing suit. That would induce vomiting.

I hope she can’t hear him say that.

Did I say that out loud?

that’s not nice.

The problem with syrup of ipecac is that it’s so tasty going down the first time.

Aunt Ipecac does not look pleased.

That suggestion might induce vomiting in an adult male, but I don’t think a kid would have the experience necessary to “appreciate” that treatment.

….and the next thing I knew, I was here in the ER. How is my grandson?

A bathing suit, per se, is not necessarily an incentive to hurl, but, imagining her in a thong bikini… yeah, that was not even a smart thought, on my part!

Very funny Dan, Thanks