Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 11, 2020

A one time… I did a little bit of research on teeth cleaning. I wanted to put it in a story I was writing. But the results of that research gave me a little bit of a nightmare… so I only used a little bit of it. People in ancient times tried everything to whiten their teeth! And when I say everything – I mean it! Stuff we have learned should kill yourself! But the one I thought the most stomach turning – badger urine!!!

He wanted dental floss, not mental floss.

Knot a good look…

Flossing ain’t what it used to be.

“…is an F.”

I am so glad they have things now that can floss your teeth. It’s so much easier than using that string thing!

I did not know the Wizard was into self bondage.

payback for Sunday’s WOI (https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2020/08/09?ct=v&cti=2208697)?

Goes to show that most humans have been pretty much stupid from the beginning. My favorite is the selfie. The selfie has resulted in thousands of deaths. But as Earl Pitts would say, “stupid people do stupid things”.

I usually floss first and then brush. Doing the reverse would require a rinse step.

He keeps stringing along, his NOT SO GOOD spells..

That is distinctly like the first time I tried to use rope underwater trying to recover an outboard motor. Scuba divers really hate string.

Make a sting bikini for the wife,Wiz ;)

I use floss in fly-tying. But the Wiz look like he would make a terrible fly.

Wonder how the hair dryer would work

Just gave me a great idea of how to go to my next dentist appointment

The wizard got thrown for a floss!

Who brushes THEN flosses? Seems counterintuitive.

Got to stop one spell before you start the next one.. one of the first thing you learn in wizardry.

Put down the wand and pick up a recorder… nope, on second thought, playing the recorder would leave the mouth closed so the floss couldn’t snake in and out between the teeth.

Oh don’t badger yourself over it

remember: “swish and flick”