Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 13, 2020

He ALMOST made it!!

Got nailed by a local bear.

Camp didn’t do him much good.

STOOPID survivalist. He had the hammer. Coulda pulled the nail out. Taken his jacket off.

You can only stay if you capture their flag and live?

Otherwise known as “Camp Darwin.”

I love a survivalist with a sense of humor.

I guess it wasn’t a very good camp.

All he had to do was take his coat off.

As advertising goes: Nailed it.

Irony….

I’m wondering how he could hold the nail to be able to hammer it in.

It obvious why he died; look how dehydrated he looks.

Wha wen Wong?

The camp formerly known as Camp Crystal Lake.

They should’ve never asked Clark Griswold to take care of the sign.

And nobody saw him under his camouflage clothes.

“Oh, the militant survivalists in their Gucci bandoleros/ taking tacky khaki walkie-talkies to the rendezvous/ trading all the latest armor-piercing ammo information/ it’s from them I might expect to hear the F-word, not from you.” (from “A chat with your mother,” by Lou and Peter Berryman.)

The search party got lost and are still wandering.

If he was too dumb to slip out of his jacket, or use both ends of a claw hammer, he was doomed anyway.

Do OR Die!

Very poor advertising strategy.

Camp Idaho home of all the serious survivalists.

must be a rough camp if the guy who put up the sign didn’t survive.

I’ve been to real survival school with the U.S. Air Force. Even though I was a boy from Brooklyn who thought the world was a contiguous piece of concrete until I was 20 and never even spent a night out in the woods with the Boy Scouts, I had fun on “the trek” through the woods.

The POW camp: not so much.

The bad part is —HE WAS THE WINNER!

A starboard list is considered to be lucky, but he is listing to port.